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The Batlord 09-26-2020 01:53 PM

I think the real question is t or a, Dubya?

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2136917)
I blame Charles.

Well I did have a long talk with Steph about how penises are smelly and gross.

WWWP 09-26-2020 04:19 PM

You mean you talked at me about gross, smelly penises

The Batlord 09-26-2020 05:25 PM

And clearly it worked. You're welcome. Now are you a tits or an ass man?

WWWP 09-26-2020 11:00 PM

Neither, I'm a girl

The Batlord 09-27-2020 06:30 AM

But now you're an honorary dude.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 07:44 AM

Gender isn't sexuality Charles. I guess I'm an honorary dude because I'm basically a teenage boy in the body of a 25 year old girl, but Steph is a Lady

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 07:50 AM

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I'm basically a teenage boy in the body of a 25 year old girl
*grunt*

Psy-Fi 09-27-2020 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137036)
*grunt*

:laughing:

I knew you wouldn't let us down.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 08:22 AM

Oh ffs Hawk

https://i.imgur.com/rbpZ3ix.png

The Batlord 09-27-2020 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137034)
Gender isn't sexuality Charles. I guess I'm an honorary dude because I'm basically a teenage boy in the body of a 25 year old girl, but Steph is a Lady

If some famous person gets an honorary degree from Harvard does make them Harvard educated?

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 10:41 AM

No but they have a connection to the degree

WWWP 09-27-2020 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137029)
But now you're an honorary dude.

Ewww no

The Batlord 09-27-2020 12:59 PM

I guess that makes you honorary trans as well.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 01:18 PM

I thought you were MB's honorary trans lesbian

The Batlord 09-27-2020 01:28 PM

I think it's presumptuous to grant honorary inclusiveness to groups you're not a member of.

WWWP 09-27-2020 01:32 PM

Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

Tristan_Geoff 09-27-2020 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137072)
Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

Practice makes perfect they say. Do sum pushups

The Batlord 09-27-2020 01:54 PM

Whenever you go to take a drink of something fold your tongue and use it like a straw.

WWWP 09-27-2020 02:06 PM

Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137079)
Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

I have thoughts on the matter but you didn’t ask me so I didn’t answer.

It’s called having manners people!

WWWP 09-27-2020 02:21 PM

I really, really am not interested in the lacking male technique

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137072)
Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks :laughing:
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course :)

Ps lol @ men trying to give advice on lesbian sex

The Batlord 09-27-2020 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137079)
Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

Well then do it just for fun.

Tristan_Geoff 09-27-2020 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137085)
That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks :laughing:
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course :)

Ps lol @ men trying to give advice on lesbian sex

Ha but my response was facetious so I win

Tongue pushups are in fact impossible

WWWP 09-27-2020 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff (Post 2137089)
Ha but my response was facetious so I win

Tongue pushups are in fact impossible

But ur not men?

jwb 09-27-2020 03:12 PM

First of all, the question was just a subtle brag in the first place engineered to signal to another lesbo that she's getting pussy

2nd: men invented pussy eating along with every other useful invention. Without the instruction and inspiration by men there would be no Lesbians.

WWWP 09-27-2020 03:16 PM

1. No, I just want to be good at it when the opportunity arises

2. Lolololol keep it to the straight thread, apologist

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:16 PM

Of course men created lesbians. The male idea of satisfying a woman would inspire any girl to choose the gay side

jwb 09-27-2020 03:33 PM

That was a soft ball but in all honesty women have contributed 0 to the planet including lesbianism.

Tristan_Geoff 09-27-2020 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137091)
But ur not men?

No I’m men. Don’t remember my uncoming out post from a few months ago? I’m a straight white dude as unfortunate as that is. Tried to be gay but I’ll save y’all from the monologue.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2137096)
That was a soft ball but in all honesty women have contributed 0 to the planet including lesbianism.

I know and I'm proud of it ;)

jwb 09-27-2020 03:44 PM

That's good. I think everyone should embrace who they are deep down.

WWWP 09-27-2020 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff (Post 2137097)
No I’m men. Don’t remember my uncoming out post from a few months ago? I’m a straight white dude as unfortunate as that is. Tried to be gay but I’ll save y’all from the monologue.

I must have missed it! Noted.

jwb 09-27-2020 04:04 PM

^hates trans with a virulent lesbian-supremacist passion

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:05 PM

dude, trans people can be lesbian

jwb 09-27-2020 04:06 PM

If they try hard enough to covert right...? Yeah I don't buy that bro I'm woke.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:08 PM

?

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:11 PM

Men don’t have vaginas therefore we’re worthless

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137109)
Men don’t have vaginas therefore we’re worthless

https://i.imgur.com/UfV6xaJ.png

jwb 09-27-2020 04:14 PM

Yuck. These ****s don't even want you and you're still acting pussy whipped.


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