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The Batlord 09-27-2020 12:28 PM

I think it's presumptuous to grant honorary inclusiveness to groups you're not a member of.

WWWP 09-27-2020 12:32 PM

Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

Tristan_Geoff 09-27-2020 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137072)
Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

Practice makes perfect they say. Do sum pushups

The Batlord 09-27-2020 12:54 PM

Whenever you go to take a drink of something fold your tongue and use it like a straw.

WWWP 09-27-2020 01:06 PM

Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137079)
Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

I have thoughts on the matter but you didn’t ask me so I didn’t answer.

It’s called having manners people!

WWWP 09-27-2020 01:21 PM

I really, really am not interested in the lacking male technique

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137072)
Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks :laughing:
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course :)

Ps lol @ men trying to give advice on lesbian sex

The Batlord 09-27-2020 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137079)
Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

Well then do it just for fun.

Tristan_Geoff 09-27-2020 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137085)
That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks :laughing:
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course :)

Ps lol @ men trying to give advice on lesbian sex

Ha but my response was facetious so I win

Tongue pushups are in fact impossible

WWWP 09-27-2020 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff (Post 2137089)
Ha but my response was facetious so I win

Tongue pushups are in fact impossible

But ur not men?

jwb 09-27-2020 02:12 PM

First of all, the question was just a subtle brag in the first place engineered to signal to another lesbo that she's getting pussy

2nd: men invented pussy eating along with every other useful invention. Without the instruction and inspiration by men there would be no Lesbians.

WWWP 09-27-2020 02:16 PM

1. No, I just want to be good at it when the opportunity arises

2. Lolololol keep it to the straight thread, apologist

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 02:16 PM

Of course men created lesbians. The male idea of satisfying a woman would inspire any girl to choose the gay side

jwb 09-27-2020 02:33 PM

That was a soft ball but in all honesty women have contributed 0 to the planet including lesbianism.

Tristan_Geoff 09-27-2020 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137091)
But ur not men?

No I’m men. Don’t remember my uncoming out post from a few months ago? I’m a straight white dude as unfortunate as that is. Tried to be gay but I’ll save y’all from the monologue.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2137096)
That was a soft ball but in all honesty women have contributed 0 to the planet including lesbianism.

I know and I'm proud of it ;)

jwb 09-27-2020 02:44 PM

That's good. I think everyone should embrace who they are deep down.

WWWP 09-27-2020 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff (Post 2137097)
No I’m men. Don’t remember my uncoming out post from a few months ago? I’m a straight white dude as unfortunate as that is. Tried to be gay but I’ll save y’all from the monologue.

I must have missed it! Noted.

jwb 09-27-2020 03:04 PM

^hates trans with a virulent lesbian-supremacist passion

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:05 PM

dude, trans people can be lesbian

jwb 09-27-2020 03:06 PM

If they try hard enough to covert right...? Yeah I don't buy that bro I'm woke.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:08 PM

?

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 03:11 PM

Men don’t have vaginas therefore we’re worthless

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137109)
Men don’t have vaginas therefore we’re worthless

https://i.imgur.com/UfV6xaJ.png

jwb 09-27-2020 03:14 PM

Yuck. These ****s don't even want you and you're still acting pussy whipped.

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137110)

lol

I forgot about that.

I’m surprised that hasn’t gone viral. That’s the goddamn gospel.

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2137111)
Yuck. These ****s don't even want you and you're still acting pussy whipped.

If worshipping pussy is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137113)
lol

I forgot about that.

I’m surprised that hasn’t gone viral. That’s the goddamn gospel.

never forget

I'll treasure it forever

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137115)
never forget

I'll treasure it forever

Who’s idea was it to put it on Jody Foster’s picture. Goddamn that works!

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:06 PM

That was my idea, in a wave of divine inspiration
I did manage to make the text almost illegible though

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137118)
That was my idea, in a wave of divine inspiration
I did manage to make the text almost illegible though

We should co-write the most positive pussy manifesto ever written.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137119)
We should co-write the most positive pussy manifesto ever written.

That wouldn't work. I loved your vagina ode so much because of the way you phrased it, it's just so typically you if that makes sense. No use in me trying to write anything like that

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137120)
That wouldn't work. I loved your vagina ode so much because of the way you phrased it, it's just so typically you if that makes sense. No use in me trying to write anything like that

Well let me know what if you ever decide to dare to be great. It takes two to make a thing go right!

rostasi 09-27-2020 08:26 PM

Nobody asked, but it seems to me that if
“Steffi & Virginia” want to do the clitOral
dance together, then it would seem that
the two who’re learning the craft should
simply verbally communicate their desires
in order to cum to a mutual understanding.
It seems to me that that’s the way to
create genuine satisfaction for both.


Marie Monday 09-28-2020 06:11 AM

Well of course communication is the most important part. Also I forgot to mention, besides relying on tongue strength sucking can work too. Not really relevant to building up tongue strength but it has been useful knowledge to me

The Batlord 09-28-2020 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137158)
Also I forgot to mention, besides relying on tongue strength sucking can work too.

Yeah, baby!

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 09:32 AM

lol let me have my wannabe macho butch moment

Frownland 09-28-2020 09:46 AM

Eating a cup of pudding with no spoon is a good way to practice for the various lingi.

rostasi 09-28-2020 10:00 AM

wrong orifice.


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