I think the real question is t or a, Dubya?

Well I did have a long talk with Steph about how penises are smelly and gross.

You mean you talked at me about gross, smelly penises

And clearly it worked. You're welcome. Now are you a tits or an ass man?

Neither, I'm a girl

But now you're an honorary dude.

Gender isn't sexuality Charles. I guess I'm an honorary dude because I'm basically a teenage boy in the body of a 25 year old girl, but Steph is a Lady

*grunt*

:laughing:

I knew you wouldn't let us down.

Oh ffs Hawk

https://i.imgur.com/rbpZ3ix.png

If some famous person gets an honorary degree from Harvard does make them Harvard educated?

No but they have a connection to the degree

Ewww no

I guess that makes you honorary trans as well.

I thought you were MB's honorary trans lesbian

I think it's presumptuous to grant honorary inclusiveness to groups you're not a member of.

Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?

Practice makes perfect they say. Do sum pushups

Whenever you go to take a drink of something fold your tongue and use it like a straw.

Charles I want your opinion the least of all on the art of pussy eating

I have thoughts on the matter but you didn’t ask me so I didn’t answer.

It’s called having manners people!

I really, really am not interested in the lacking male technique

That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks :laughing:
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course :)

Ps lol @ men trying to give advice on lesbian sex

Well then do it just for fun.

Ha but my response was facetious so I win

Tongue pushups are in fact impossible

But ur not men?

First of all, the question was just a subtle brag in the first place engineered to signal to another lesbo that she's getting pussy

2nd: men invented pussy eating along with every other useful invention. Without the instruction and inspiration by men there would be no Lesbians.

1. No, I just want to be good at it when the opportunity arises

2. Lolololol keep it to the straight thread, apologist

Of course men created lesbians. The male idea of satisfying a woman would inspire any girl to choose the gay side

That was a soft ball but in all honesty women have contributed 0 to the planet including lesbianism.

No I’m men. Don’t remember my uncoming out post from a few months ago? I’m a straight white dude as unfortunate as that is. Tried to be gay but I’ll save y’all from the monologue.

I know and I'm proud of it ;)

That's good. I think everyone should embrace who they are deep down.

I must have missed it! Noted.

^hates trans with a virulent lesbian-supremacist passion

dude, trans people can be lesbian

If they try hard enough to covert right...? Yeah I don't buy that bro I'm woke.

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Men don’t have vaginas therefore we’re worthless

Yuck. These ****s don't even want you and you're still acting pussy whipped.