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OccultHawk 09-27-2020 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137110)

lol

I forgot about that.

I’m surprised that hasn’t gone viral. That’s the goddamn gospel.

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2137111)
Yuck. These ****s don't even want you and you're still acting pussy whipped.

If worshipping pussy is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137113)
lol

I forgot about that.

I’m surprised that hasn’t gone viral. That’s the goddamn gospel.

never forget

I'll treasure it forever

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137115)
never forget

I'll treasure it forever

Who’s idea was it to put it on Jody Foster’s picture. Goddamn that works!

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:06 PM

That was my idea, in a wave of divine inspiration
I did manage to make the text almost illegible though

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137118)
That was my idea, in a wave of divine inspiration
I did manage to make the text almost illegible though

We should co-write the most positive pussy manifesto ever written.

Marie Monday 09-27-2020 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137119)
We should co-write the most positive pussy manifesto ever written.

That wouldn't work. I loved your vagina ode so much because of the way you phrased it, it's just so typically you if that makes sense. No use in me trying to write anything like that

OccultHawk 09-27-2020 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137120)
That wouldn't work. I loved your vagina ode so much because of the way you phrased it, it's just so typically you if that makes sense. No use in me trying to write anything like that

Well let me know what if you ever decide to dare to be great. It takes two to make a thing go right!

rostasi 09-27-2020 08:26 PM

Nobody asked, but it seems to me that if
“Steffi & Virginia” want to do the clitOral
dance together, then it would seem that
the two who’re learning the craft should
simply verbally communicate their desires
in order to cum to a mutual understanding.
It seems to me that that’s the way to
create genuine satisfaction for both.


Marie Monday 09-28-2020 06:11 AM

Well of course communication is the most important part. Also I forgot to mention, besides relying on tongue strength sucking can work too. Not really relevant to building up tongue strength but it has been useful knowledge to me

The Batlord 09-28-2020 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137158)
Also I forgot to mention, besides relying on tongue strength sucking can work too.

Yeah, baby!

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 09:32 AM

lol let me have my wannabe macho butch moment

Frownland 09-28-2020 09:46 AM

Eating a cup of pudding with no spoon is a good way to practice for the various lingi.

rostasi 09-28-2020 10:00 AM

wrong orifice.

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2137186)
wrong orifice.

Bam! Two winners in two days!

WWWP 09-28-2020 10:32 AM

I want all the straights out of here now, you're ruining gay sex for me

The Batlord 09-28-2020 12:09 PM

I sucked a dick once.

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 12:12 PM

And you still haven't told us the story. Tell us and earn your queer cred

The Batlord 09-28-2020 01:31 PM

I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 01:46 PM

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stuff
*grunt*

WWWP 09-28-2020 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137204)
I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.

And then you woke up at home in your bed and realized you were late for school?

This version is so much more embellished than the other times I've heard it!

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 02:08 PM

Don’t be jelly

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137204)
I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.

Hey, I'd never heard it! This is quality stuff, beautifully told. 10/10

The Batlord 09-28-2020 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137206)
And then you woke up at home in your bed and realized you were late for school?

This version is so much more embellished than the other times I've heard it!

Cause I'm just drunk enough to be enthusiastic but not enough to be woozy so it's perfect storytelling time.

It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137208)
Hey, I'd never heard it! This is quality stuff, beautifully told. 10/10

It was prolly too gay for wolf tbh

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137209)
It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137210)
It was prolly too gay for wolf tbh

Keep it wholesome or you'll feel my gay wrath. Which is to be reckoned with because I have gained +50 HP for being in macho butch mode

WWWP 09-28-2020 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137209)
Cause I'm just drunk enough to be enthusiastic but not enough to be woozy so it's perfect storytelling time.

It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.

I'm just saying this is the third version I've heard and I swear you add new characters each time. I don't doubt you're ****ing gay

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:25 PM

The characters are great though, don't complain
The guy in the wheelchair mentioned out of nowhere is top tier storytelling

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137212)
I'm just saying this is the third version I've heard and I swear you add new characters each time. I don't doubt you're ****ing gay

omg

ok

so riddle us this

How did you not know you didn’t like dick when you were up on the d on the reg for 15 years or whatever?

The Batlord 09-28-2020 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137211)
Keep it wholesome or you'll feel my gay wrath. Which is to be reckoned with because I have gained +50 HP for being in macho butch mode

She's the one trying to question my dick sucking cred in a thread called "the queer corner" where I'm pretty sure that's expressly verbotten.

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2137212)
I'm just saying this is the third version I've heard and I swear you add new characters each time. I don't doubt you're ****ing gay

If you're referring to the guy in the wheelchair he was entirely ancillary to the dick sucking and hard to work into the narrative without wasting word space.

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137214)
omg

ok

so riddle us this

How did you not know you didn’t like dick when you were up on the d on the reg for 15 years or whatever?

be respectful, I'm warning you. Sexuality can be very complicated

The Batlord 09-28-2020 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2137214)
omg

ok

so riddle us this

How did you not know you didn’t like dick when you were up on the d on the reg for 15 years or whatever?

*backs away*

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2137215)
She's the one trying to question my dick sucking cred in a thread called "the queer corner" where I'm pretty sure that's expressly verbotten.

I agree your dick sucking cred should be respected. You and Steph should show each other the love you both deserve
Now that we're talking about it, have you ever really questioned your sexuality?

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 02:35 PM

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You and Steph should show each other the love you both deserve
*grunt*

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:37 PM

you need a CAT scan

OccultHawk 09-28-2020 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137220)
you need a CAT scan

I’ve been saying that for years

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:44 PM

well go get one already then.
Also Charles it's 'verboten', not 'verbotten', get your German together

The Batlord 09-28-2020 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137218)
I agree your dick sucking cred should be respected. You and Steph should show each other the love you both deserve
Now that we're talking about it, have you ever really questioned your sexuality?

Sure. I've come to the conclusion that I'm essentially heterosexual romantically (if you're Chris Evans/Captain America tier I might make an exception) but as far as pure sex goes I'm somewhat flexible even if I don't find myself looking at men sexually 99% of the time. I'm totally open to mtf trans women though even if they have a penis.

Marie Monday 09-28-2020 02:49 PM

cool :beer:

Psy-Fi 09-28-2020 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2137213)
The guy in the wheelchair mentioned out of nowhere is top tier storytelling



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