Bam! Two winners in two days!

I want all the straights out of here now, you're ruining gay sex for me

I sucked a dick once.

And you still haven't told us the story. Tell us and earn your queer cred

I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.

*grunt*

And then you woke up at home in your bed and realized you were late for school?

This version is so much more embellished than the other times I've heard it!

Don’t be jelly

Hey, I'd never heard it! This is quality stuff, beautifully told. 10/10

Cause I'm just drunk enough to be enthusiastic but not enough to be woozy so it's perfect storytelling time.

It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.

It was prolly too gay for wolf tbh

Keep it wholesome or you'll feel my gay wrath. Which is to be reckoned with because I have gained +50 HP for being in macho butch mode

I'm just saying this is the third version I've heard and I swear you add new characters each time. I don't doubt you're ****ing gay

The characters are great though, don't complain
The guy in the wheelchair mentioned out of nowhere is top tier storytelling

omg

ok

so riddle us this

How did you not know you didn’t like dick when you were up on the d on the reg for 15 years or whatever?

She's the one trying to question my dick sucking cred in a thread called "the queer corner" where I'm pretty sure that's expressly verbotten.

If you're referring to the guy in the wheelchair he was entirely ancillary to the dick sucking and hard to work into the narrative without wasting word space.

be respectful, I'm warning you. Sexuality can be very complicated

*backs away*

I agree your dick sucking cred should be respected. You and Steph should show each other the love you both deserve
Now that we're talking about it, have you ever really questioned your sexuality?

*grunt*

you need a CAT scan

I’ve been saying that for years

well go get one already then.
Also Charles it's 'verboten', not 'verbotten', get your German together

Sure. I've come to the conclusion that I'm essentially heterosexual romantically (if you're Chris Evans/Captain America tier I might make an exception) but as far as pure sex goes I'm somewhat flexible even if I don't find myself looking at men sexually 99% of the time. I'm totally open to mtf trans women though even if they have a penis.

cool :beer:

I vaguely recognise that guy but I don't remember who he is and it's frustrating the hell out of me

He's the guy from that Hitchcock movie "Rear Window".

That's Ironside (Raymond Burr). He was gay too.

ooh it's Raymond Burr, of course

I didn't even recognize the actor at all but I knew the Rear Window trope of the guy in the wheelchair and just guessed that it was a Hitchcock reference and Googled the rest.

I reflexively thought of Rear Window too, but I'd recognise Jimmy Stewart immediately <3

not straight just misogynist


told you "straight" guys can get it, Marie.

Hey **** you OH you wanna talk about the heteropatriarchy and how girls are socialized in this country??

I legit was not even making fun of Charles, I didn't say anything remotely rude. **** y'all. Dont project your toxicity onto me *******

Please stop poisoning the queer corner.

Enough. This is not a moment to go on joking Charles. I've given Hawk a serious warning but this applies to everyone. Coming out is a delicate and vulnerable thing and I won't have this thread anything less than warm and supportive from now on. And when I'm saying these things about coming out I'm not even speaking for Steph, (I can't because coming out is different for everyone) but for myself. I've been there and I have strong feelings about this.

^ :clap:

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Most of you guys are too young to remember that show lol

I bought this album before, I think, most of your parents were born.

Early 60s?