lol

I forgot about that.

I’m surprised that hasn’t gone viral. That’s the goddamn gospel.

If worshipping pussy is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

never forget

I'll treasure it forever

Who’s idea was it to put it on Jody Foster’s picture. Goddamn that works!

That was my idea, in a wave of divine inspiration
I did manage to make the text almost illegible though

We should co-write the most positive pussy manifesto ever written.

That wouldn't work. I loved your vagina ode so much because of the way you phrased it, it's just so typically you if that makes sense. No use in me trying to write anything like that

Well let me know what if you ever decide to dare to be great. It takes two to make a thing go right!

Nobody asked, but it seems to me that if
“Steffi & Virginia” want to do the clitOral
dance together, then it would seem that
the two who’re learning the craft should
simply verbally communicate their desires
in order to cum to a mutual understanding.
It seems to me that that’s the way to
create genuine satisfaction for both.

Well of course communication is the most important part. Also I forgot to mention, besides relying on tongue strength sucking can work too. Not really relevant to building up tongue strength but it has been useful knowledge to me

Yeah, baby!

lol let me have my wannabe macho butch moment

Eating a cup of pudding with no spoon is a good way to practice for the various lingi.

wrong orifice.

Bam! Two winners in two days!

I want all the straights out of here now, you're ruining gay sex for me

I sucked a dick once.

And you still haven't told us the story. Tell us and earn your queer cred

I've told the story so many times that it's tedious to tell it again. But FINE...

So me, my hetero life mate, and a gay friend of ours were hanging out with the gay dude's friends in a garage cause one of them lived there with her lesbian lover and we could all get wasted without any rents around.

Me and the gay dude were apparently sharing a big bottle of tequila (the gay drug) and downed the whole thing in less than an hour. ****faced to say the least. So as we were wont to do we started mock arguing and insulting each other's ethnic heritage except super drunk and loud and obnoxious to everyone around us and then apropos of nothing he asked still shouting if I wanted to make out and it seemed like a good idea so I shouted back yes and then we just started slobbing on each other while everyone else (including the guy in the wheelchair) just stared in shock. Then we went to the back of the garage behind some boxes and **** for privacy and did stuff.

*grunt*

And then you woke up at home in your bed and realized you were late for school?

This version is so much more embellished than the other times I've heard it!

Don’t be jelly

Hey, I'd never heard it! This is quality stuff, beautifully told. 10/10

Cause I'm just drunk enough to be enthusiastic but not enough to be woozy so it's perfect storytelling time.

It's also nice to know that questioning the veracity of gay claims and experiences is now permissable in this thread. Or maybe just when they take the spotlight off you.

It was prolly too gay for wolf tbh

Keep it wholesome or you'll feel my gay wrath. Which is to be reckoned with because I have gained +50 HP for being in macho butch mode

I'm just saying this is the third version I've heard and I swear you add new characters each time. I don't doubt you're ****ing gay

The characters are great though, don't complain
The guy in the wheelchair mentioned out of nowhere is top tier storytelling

omg

ok

so riddle us this

How did you not know you didn’t like dick when you were up on the d on the reg for 15 years or whatever?

She's the one trying to question my dick sucking cred in a thread called "the queer corner" where I'm pretty sure that's expressly verbotten.

If you're referring to the guy in the wheelchair he was entirely ancillary to the dick sucking and hard to work into the narrative without wasting word space.

be respectful, I'm warning you. Sexuality can be very complicated

*backs away*

I agree your dick sucking cred should be respected. You and Steph should show each other the love you both deserve
Now that we're talking about it, have you ever really questioned your sexuality?

*grunt*

you need a CAT scan

I’ve been saying that for years

well go get one already then.
Also Charles it's 'verboten', not 'verbotten', get your German together

Sure. I've come to the conclusion that I'm essentially heterosexual romantically (if you're Chris Evans/Captain America tier I might make an exception) but as far as pure sex goes I'm somewhat flexible even if I don't find myself looking at men sexually 99% of the time. I'm totally open to mtf trans women though even if they have a penis.

cool :beer: