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adidasss 11-10-2020 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2143748)
Well that bitch broke my heart real fast

Time for some uplifting queer heartbreak music!


The Batlord 11-10-2020 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2143768)
I'm very sorry - as painful as this is, better it happened early on. Watch out for the ones who come on too strong in the beginning. It may difficult to believe right now, but she's done you a big favor.

I already said she sounded clingy.

WWWP 11-10-2020 10:17 AM

You guys, you just don't get it. See, they are a wolf, and wolves need to run wild. Wolves can't be locked down, and they'll feel resentful of you even if they lock the cage themselves. Wolves need lots of attention and stimulation from lots of different bitches. And while the wolf says they love me, they're chewing my leg off to free themselves from the the trap.

jwb 11-10-2020 11:09 AM

It's better to have a quick rebound than jump from serious relationship to serious relationship. Imo.

Marie Monday 11-10-2020 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2143785)
You guys, you just don't get it. See, they are a wolf, and wolves need to run wild. Wolves can't be locked down, and they'll feel resentful of you even if they lock the cage themselves. Wolves need lots of attention and stimulation from lots of different bitches. And while the wolf says they love me, they're chewing my leg off to free themselves from the the trap.

Sounds like a bitchass wolf to me. Please tell me they weren't the one coming up with that analogy about themselves

Lucem Ferre 11-10-2020 12:28 PM

It's okay, you're 4 animals including a wolf. 4X the awesome.

The Batlord 11-10-2020 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2143785)
You guys, you just don't get it. See, they are a wolf, and wolves need to run wild. Wolves can't be locked down, and they'll feel resentful of you even if they lock the cage themselves. Wolves need lots of attention and stimulation from lots of different bitches. And while the wolf says they love me, they're chewing my leg off to free themselves from the the trap.

How do become a lesbian but still date ****boys?

WWWP 11-10-2020 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2143822)
How do become a lesbian but still date ****boys?

I don't KNOOOOOOOOOW

The Batlord 11-10-2020 09:04 PM

How do BECOOOOME?!

WWWP 11-10-2020 09:07 PM

They changed their mind they want me back lol

The real issue apparently is that they're a sadist and I'm too smol and fragile so they're going to hook up with their ex to release their aggressive nut but they want me to keep sending nudes because they love how I make them feel.

WHAT'S A RED FLAG?

adidasss 11-10-2020 09:24 PM

Well you can sure pick 'em.

The Batlord 11-10-2020 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2143879)
They changed their mind they want me back lol

The real issue apparently is that they're a sadist and I'm too smol and fragile so they're going to hook up with their ex to release their aggressive nut but they want me to keep sending nudes because they love how I make them feel.

WHAT'S A RED FLAG?

I'll send you a dick pic and you can Re: it to them.

Marie Monday 11-11-2020 01:43 AM

Oh wow they bring the sad in sadist

adidasss 11-14-2020 08:43 AM

Some positive queer news, one less country criminalizes gay sex. Yaay!!

Angola has finally voted to make gay sex legal

adidasss 11-19-2020 07:23 AM



Ok so like, Kristen Stuart plays a lesbian, there's Aubrey Plaza, there's Daniel Levy (just finished watching Schitt's creek and it is GREAT!) AND Alison Brie??? Yes please!!

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 08:56 AM

Help I'm gonna swoon

WWWP 11-19-2020 09:30 AM

Seriously, I haven't been so excited about a holiday movie since Jingle All the Way.

The Batlord 11-19-2020 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2144875)
Seriously, I haven't been so excited about a holiday movie since Jingle All the Way.


WWWP 11-19-2020 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2144920)

:love: thanks Charles

goldendoodle 11-19-2020 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 2144847)


Ok so like, Kristen Stuart plays a lesbian, there's Aubrey Plaza, there's Daniel Levy (just finished watching Schitt's creek and it is GREAT!) AND Alison Brie??? Yes please!!

Don't care about Kristen Stuart's wooden acting BUT if you like Alison Brie you simply must watch Horse Girl; it's on netflix and it's SO delightful. (yet it went largely ignored because netflix prefers to aggressively promote its numerous absolute garbage shows/movies instead) She co-wrote as well I think.

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 01:49 PM

Kristen Stewart can act like a wax doll as far as I'm concerned. I guess it's for the better, if I watched her acting well I'd probably die of hormone overdose

WWWP 11-19-2020 01:53 PM

I just like to watch her try to express emotions with her face muscles

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 01:58 PM

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8933...temid=13336974

The Batlord 11-19-2020 02:14 PM

Yeah I don't why all the anti-Twilight incels were trying to front like they wouldn't eat the corn out of her **** if she ssaid hello to them.

WWWP 11-19-2020 04:21 PM

I remember those 2/10 memes happening around that time and one of the complaints on hers was "sharp elbows" lol

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 04:27 PM

I swear to god incel boys can feel threatened by anything

The Batlord 11-19-2020 04:28 PM

Good to know if you're asking her to gape your ******* with an elbow drop.

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 04:31 PM

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/16564297.jpg

that's not how lesbian sex works Charles

The Batlord 11-19-2020 04:35 PM

Must be a language thing. See, you wouldn't want a person with sharp elbows driving them into your anus and stretching it out for your sexual pleasure.

The Batlord 11-19-2020 04:37 PM

PS: Autocorrect changes "aexual" to "sexual" rather than "asexual" and I think that's highly offensive.

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2145000)
that's not how lesbian sex works Charles

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The Batlord 11-19-2020 04:40 PM

The point of the joke being that it's a rather odd complaint that suggests specific kinks.

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 04:48 PM

Some day I'll get your jokes, but I fear that day is still far off

The Batlord 11-19-2020 04:51 PM

You must be really cute cause you're awwwww-tistic.

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 05:05 PM

Me when people call me cute
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...68/918/c8a.jpg

The Batlord 11-19-2020 05:10 PM

That reminds me, since you've been reading superhero comics you also need to watch Batman: The Animated Series. It has Luke Skywalker playing the actual best version of the Joker and it was my childhood.

WWWP 11-19-2020 05:15 PM

Don't worry Marie they're not even funny jokes you're better off not getting them

Marie Monday 11-19-2020 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2145031)
That reminds me, since you've been reading superhero comics you also need to watch Batman: The Animated Series. It has Luke Skywalker playing the actual best version of the Joker and it was my childhood.

that's a bridge too far I think, even though I've heard good things about it
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2145036)
Don't worry Marie they're not even funny jokes you're better off not getting them

Actually me not getting Charles' jokes usually makes for exchanges that are more fun than if I would have understood them, so you're not entirely wrong

The Batlord 11-19-2020 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2145038)
that's a bridge too far I think, even though I've heard good things about it


jwb 11-19-2020 11:51 PM

I'm not a super hero fan but Batman is easily the gayest one to me cause he refuses to kill people and is basically just a trust fund kid with a bunch of gadgets. **** that ****.

Similar to why the dude from twilight is the worst vampire. A vampire who doesn't like to murder people and drink their blood, he just swoons over some broad and acts goth. How exciting. He's basically elph with fangs.


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