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You guys, you just don't get it. See, they are a wolf, and wolves need to run wild. Wolves can't be locked down, and they'll feel resentful of you even if they lock the cage themselves. Wolves need lots of attention and stimulation from lots of different bitches. And while the wolf says they love me, they're chewing my leg off to free themselves from the the trap.
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It's better to have a quick rebound than jump from serious relationship to serious relationship. Imo.
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It's okay, you're 4 animals including a wolf. 4X the awesome.
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How do BECOOOOME?!
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They changed their mind they want me back lol
The real issue apparently is that they're a sadist and I'm too smol and fragile so they're going to hook up with their ex to release their aggressive nut but they want me to keep sending nudes because they love how I make them feel. WHAT'S A RED FLAG? |
Well you can sure pick 'em.
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Oh wow they bring the sad in sadist
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Some positive queer news, one less country criminalizes gay sex. Yaay!!
Angola has finally voted to make gay sex legal |
Ok so like, Kristen Stuart plays a lesbian, there's Aubrey Plaza, there's Daniel Levy (just finished watching Schitt's creek and it is GREAT!) AND Alison Brie??? Yes please!! |
Help I'm gonna swoon
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Seriously, I haven't been so excited about a holiday movie since Jingle All the Way.
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Kristen Stewart can act like a wax doll as far as I'm concerned. I guess it's for the better, if I watched her acting well I'd probably die of hormone overdose
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I just like to watch her try to express emotions with her face muscles
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Yeah I don't why all the anti-Twilight incels were trying to front like they wouldn't eat the corn out of her **** if she ssaid hello to them.
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I remember those 2/10 memes happening around that time and one of the complaints on hers was "sharp elbows" lol
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I swear to god incel boys can feel threatened by anything
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Good to know if you're asking her to gape your ******* with an elbow drop.
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Must be a language thing. See, you wouldn't want a person with sharp elbows driving them into your anus and stretching it out for your sexual pleasure.
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PS: Autocorrect changes "aexual" to "sexual" rather than "asexual" and I think that's highly offensive.
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The point of the joke being that it's a rather odd complaint that suggests specific kinks.
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Some day I'll get your jokes, but I fear that day is still far off
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You must be really cute cause you're awwwww-tistic.
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Me when people call me cute
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That reminds me, since you've been reading superhero comics you also need to watch Batman: The Animated Series. It has Luke Skywalker playing the actual best version of the Joker and it was my childhood.
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Don't worry Marie they're not even funny jokes you're better off not getting them
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I'm not a super hero fan but Batman is easily the gayest one to me cause he refuses to kill people and is basically just a trust fund kid with a bunch of gadgets. **** that ****.
Similar to why the dude from twilight is the worst vampire. A vampire who doesn't like to murder people and drink their blood, he just swoons over some broad and acts goth. How exciting. He's basically elph with fangs. |
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