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Old 09-27-2020, 12:28 PM   #361 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-27-2020, 12:32 PM   #362 (permalink)
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Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?
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Old 09-27-2020, 12:50 PM   #363 (permalink)
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What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?
Practice makes perfect they say. Do sum pushups
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Old 09-27-2020, 12:54 PM   #364 (permalink)
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I have thoughts on the matter but you didn’t ask me so I didn’t answer.

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Old 09-27-2020, 01:21 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2020, 01:38 PM   #368 (permalink)
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Marie, I have an embarassing question for you

What's a good way to uh.. build up tongue strength?
That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course

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Well then do it just for fun.
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That's not embarassing at all, it's giving me flashbacks
The way I did it is just keeping on trying and it gets better by itself. If you get too exhausted just let your hands take over. Or combine tongue and hands. I wouldn't know any techniques for practising actually, but they might exist?
Oh also, strength is not always key if you find a particularly sensitive spot of course

Ps lol @ men trying to give advice on lesbian sex
Ha but my response was facetious so I win

Tongue pushups are in fact impossible
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