The Batcave: Where The Batlord Sits On His Bat-Throne Plotting His Bat-Schemes

Blarobbarg · 12-11-2012, 12:00 PM

I think this is going to be my favorite journal this next year.

Burning Down · 12-11-2012, 12:07 PM

I love this!

Just one question: is the Bat-throne a bat shaped toilet? Please tell me it is.

Trollheart · 12-11-2012, 12:48 PM

What a pity His Batship didn't start this earlier in the year, then "Journal of the Year" wouldn't even need to be a nomination, we'd just give it to this!

Bloozcrooz · 12-11-2012, 01:10 PM

I've never taken interest in a journal till now. I can't wait to read some more, your a real batstard. Mean that in a good way too.

duga · 12-11-2012, 03:26 PM

I hope Joey writes a song about those events. I might actually start to enjoy Manowar.

**Goofle** · 12-11-2012, 03:41 PM

Manowar are rad.

The Batlord · 12-12-2012, 08:20 AM

A Critique On Several Animals with Guitars

This dog rules. Look at him. Sleeping in his guitar case cause he doesn't have a real home. He doesn't even have a guitar anymore, because he has obviously hocked it to buy heroine. This dog is the blues.

Oh good lord, please take me now. Not another, "Hey, look at me! I play guitar sideways!" twat. Why don't you quit being such a pretentious asshat and go cover up your mess in the litter box properly. It stinks. Like your music.

Why are you playing an acoustic guitar and screaming at the same time? Is this some new kind of hardcore? Pass. I hate monkeys.

A profound and inspired statement on the artificiality of today's music industry. This is a true artistic guerrilla.

This chimp is the definition of cool. He knows he is the epitome of all that is awesome, and he knows that no one else can achieve such levels of kick assery, so the world has ceased to provide him with any pleasure. This is good for us though, since his detached nihlism provides us with only the most sublime of riffs and the smoothest guitar lines.

The Batlord · 12-12-2012, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Just one question: is the Bat-throne a bat shaped toilet? Please tell me it is.

No, poor deluded poseur girl. It is a twenty foot tall uber-chair built out of gold covered bones taken from weak, girly poseur boys trying to argue that Bring Me the Horizon doesn't suck.

Burning Down · 12-12-2012, 10:44 AM

Well that's the first time I have ever been called a "poor delusional poseur girl"

Plankton · 12-12-2012, 10:45 AM

Can't...

stop...

laughing...

My sides hurt and I think I sharted a bit.

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duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	I hope Joey writes a song about those events. I might actually start to enjoy Manowar. __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

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12-11-2012, 12:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I love this! Just one question: is the Bat-throne a bat shaped toilet? Please tell me it is.

12-12-2012, 10:44 AM	#19 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Well that's the first time I have ever been called a "poor delusional poseur girl"