Splitsecond Lobotomy Like A Lyrical Samurai

Got substance and style
The substance is TNT
The style, haiku


(****ing hell, Haiku battles would be lame. LETS DO IT!)

The cow hopped the moon,
"Why?" is what you ask,
Because he just did.

Shh snow is falling,
Freezing the sled, left outside,
Yes, It's cold, we know.

Not Been To Harborne Baths Yet But I Know What To Expect

Local swimming pool
Chlorine stings my eyes and throat
Fat biddies slowly float by

Mmmmmm

Clink of knife on plate
Cumberland pie, peas, gravy
Thus went my dinner

lol... dont ask
 

the world is dark
what a dark world
oooh look a light.

"Too Much Info"

Ethan called me up,
He told me that he has been
Having sex with boys.

Bravo ^

The Formula For A Great Night Out

There, on dark dancefloor
I saw girls kiss other girls
That's why *** clubs rule