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Old 05-06-2007, 12:28 AM   #41 (permalink)
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After listening to I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook's demo about 5 times in a row I wrote some haikus about cannibalism. Looking back, they all are pretty bad, but since they are haikus about cannibalism they automatically are awesome. This is one of the better ones, but its still pretty horrible.

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Consuming the flesh
So wrong, but it tastes so right
Of another man

All of them also seemed to have homosexual undertones for some reason.
I challenge everyone to submit their best haikus about caniibalism. I'll try and write a good one, too.
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Old 05-06-2007, 06:58 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Giving A Whole New Meaning To 'Bloody Mary'

Neighbour in blender
Grind up organs, bones and teeth
Better than corned beef
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Old 05-06-2007, 07:03 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Maybe More Vampiric Than Cannilbalistic

Emphatic love bite
Carotic artery kiss
Whets the appetite
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Old 05-07-2007, 09:36 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I'd like to point out -
You ripped all your insulting,
Crass haikus off me!
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:19 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Oh really, then why are mine so much better?

Like holy vomit
Your haikus all improve with
Regurgitation
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:30 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:27 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.
wtf

I regret
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:50 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a
Haiku is, do you?
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:50 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Shat Myself To Death

Many Torn intestines,
From 10 stories high and low
Meeting undertow
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Old 05-07-2007, 07:58 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Vitamins

The ironic twist of fate on a slippery road
Just for once I would
like to get to know you too
Car crash ruined it
Blah.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, this made me crack
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