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DwnWthVwls 06-22-2014 04:18 PM

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The Batlord 06-22-2014 04:56 PM

Didn't he try to have his wife killed or something? Dude sounds like a total scumbag.

Scarlett O'Hara 06-24-2014 12:03 AM

Woman may get life in prison for stopping her car to prevent killing baby ducks (which resulted in the car behind her, crashing into her car killing a man and his daughter).

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrel...-died-when-she

Paul Smeenus 06-24-2014 12:14 AM

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Psy-Fi 06-24-2014 02:38 AM

Teen "Porn Diva" Out Of Jail, Back On Twitter | The Smoking Gun

The Batlord 06-24-2014 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1463338)

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While noting that, “God has good plans for my life. Let this be a stepping stone to big and better things,” Byndloss also directed a tweet heavenward. “I believe in you god. I know you have the best of plans for me and you've helped me throughout my life I bless YOU. #thanks."
God could not be reached for comment.

Cuthbert 06-24-2014 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1463324)
Woman may get life in prison for stopping her car to prevent killing baby ducks (which resulted in the car behind her, crashing into her car killing a man and his daughter).

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrel...-died-when-she

I've read this and the article linked inside of that one, I presumed ducks ran into the road and she slammed on the brakes.

Can't believe people like this are on the roads.

Sansa Stark 06-24-2014 11:03 AM

Apparently Pissing Into Your Own Mouth Is 'Huge' in Australia | VICE United Kingdom

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FRED HALE SR. 06-24-2014 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1463475)
Apparently Pissing Into Your Own Mouth Is 'Huge' in Australia | VICE United Kingdom

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Hardcore. Can I get a breath mint?

Ninetales 06-24-2014 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1463475)
Apparently Pissing Into Your Own Mouth Is 'Huge' in Australia | VICE United Kingdom

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"Does it make your skating better?"
"Of course."

damn i need to become a pisseater so i can do mad kickflips

Sansa Stark 06-24-2014 12:13 PM

"My dad taught me how to do it"

Ninetales 06-24-2014 12:21 PM

maybe if me and my dad had that kind of bonding when i was younger i wouldnt have ended up not being a cool skater dood

Cuthbert 06-24-2014 12:27 PM

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Frownland 06-24-2014 12:50 PM

Well it clearly has its benefits.
1. No need for plumbing
2. Delicious
3. Rehydration
4. Conserves water
5. Great party trick to pull at Thanksgiving dinner

And that's just off the top of my head.

djchameleon 06-24-2014 03:16 PM

It doesn't rehydrate you all that well. It is too salty and ends up doing the opposite.

Cuthbert 06-24-2014 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1463529)
It doesn't rehydrate you all that well. It is too salty and ends up doing the opposite.

This is true but lol at choosing that point to counter.

"Well it dehydrates you, but yes it is quite delicious"

Psy-Fi 06-29-2014 04:09 AM

GOP state House candidate Jordan Haskins trying to move past sex fetish convictions | Mail Online

The Batlord 06-29-2014 04:20 AM

Why am I not surprised that the public masturbator is running on a platform of traditional family values?

Cuthbert 06-30-2014 08:12 AM

BBC News - Rolf Harris guilty of indecent assaults

Guilty on all 12 :eek:

Cuthbert 07-02-2014 02:33 PM

Birmingham baby born outside Primark: Crowd cheered and gave money as baby born - ambulance crew reveal - Birmingham Mail

:cool:

Janszoon 07-02-2014 08:34 PM

What is Primark?

Cuthbert 07-03-2014 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1465998)
What is Primark?

Just a chain of shops that sell very cheap clothing mate.

bob. 07-07-2014 09:59 PM

Richard H. Kirk to perform live as Cabaret Voltaire at Berlin Atonal – FACT Magazine: Music News, New Music.

holy shit.....fucking Germans get all the luck :(

Wpnfire 07-08-2014 11:34 AM

Satanic monument being built for oklahomas statehouse
Also, Stephen Colbert has a segment on it here. Satanic Monument for the Oklahoma State House - The Colbert Report - Video Clip | Comedy Central

This made my day. I laughed so hard reading this, but now I'm kind of borderline afraid.

To be fair though, the satanists (seriously, a group of "satanists" raised money for this) have somewhat of a good argument. If the Ten Commandments can be enshrined at the statehouse, surely a a Baphomet statue sitting on a throne with an inverted pentagram above it is acceptable. Also of note Baphomet is completely unrelated to satan, but who cares.

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When the monument is finished, the Baphomet will rest on the block beneath the inverted pentagram. His lap will serve as a seat for children.
You can't make this stuff up. haha.

It gets better though.

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An Indiegogo campaign was launched with what seemed like a somewhat lofty goal of $20,000, but by the time donations ended almost $30,000 had been raised. Now an artist trained in classical sculpture is toiling away in New York, crafting a Baphomet figure sitting beneath an inverted pentagram and flanked by two children gazing upward in loyalty. When it is finished, it will be cast in bronze and, the Satanists hope, eventually displayed in Oklahoma.
Cast in bronze??? These guys are sparing no expense to make this a legit idol that baal worshipers from 2000 years ago would honestly think is a real idol haha.

djchameleon 07-08-2014 12:08 PM

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A man has been cleared of killing his cousin in an alleged sex game gone wrong.

Police found Mark Pickford curled up asleep in Dawn Warburton’s blood-stained bed beneath her hanging dead body, a court heard.

The mother-of-two was naked – with a rope tied around her neck several times and a number of injuries to her face and arms, the Manchester Evening News reports.

A jury was told how Mr Pickford had exchanged a string of violent sexual texts with his 40-year-old cousin in the weeks before her death – one of which read: “You’re getting tied up, I will treat you like a random victim, gonna do you Manchester style.”
Man cleared of killing his cousin in 'sex game gone wrong' - Mirror Online

Does Manchester style mean fucking your cousin to you Brits?

FRED HALE SR. 07-08-2014 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1467736)
Man cleared of killing his cousin in 'sex game gone wrong' - Mirror Online

Does Manchester style mean fucking your cousin to you Brits?

Where is Right Track when you need him.

The Batlord 07-08-2014 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1467756)
Where is Right Track when you need him.

Probably off on some power trip.

djchameleon 07-09-2014 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1467771)
Probably off on some power trip.




People need to stop calling 911 because they have issues with their cats.

HEAR IT: Florida woman calls 911 after pet cat goes berserk, traps them in bedroom - NY Daily News

Psy-Fi 07-10-2014 07:27 AM

Some prison sentences are just too damn lenient...

Pastor, church members plead guilty to beating 13-year-old boy*-*Los Angeles Times

‘Pillowcase Rapist’ Christopher Hubbart Released to Home East of Palmdale | KTLA 5

ladyislingering 07-16-2014 10:25 PM

Seattle man tries to kill spider; burns house to the ground

The Batlord 07-16-2014 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1470559)

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ladyislingering 07-16-2014 10:50 PM

I thought of you when I read that article.

It's only a matter of time before you're faced with a tiny army of black widows ... with chainsaws.

Frownland 07-17-2014 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1470568)
I thought of you when I read that article.

It's only a matter of time before you're faced with a tiny army of black widows ... with chainsaws.

Well at least I'll have chainsaws.

djchameleon 07-17-2014 12:36 AM

All this spider hate needs to stop.

They are nature's exterminators.

The Batlord 07-17-2014 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1470596)
All this spider hate needs to stop.

They are nature's exterminators.

Garden spiders = squicky but alright

Black Widows, Brown Recluses, Brazilian Wandering spiders, Trapdoor spiders, etc = HOT FIERY DEATH!!!!

Frownland 07-17-2014 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1470596)
All this spider hate needs to stop.

They are nature's exterminators.

I don't hate spiders but I were faced with some bizarre spider mutiny I bet chainsaws would be helpful.

Scarlett O'Hara 07-17-2014 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1470559)

:love:

I just find it hilarious. I don't mind spiders personally. However I run away screaming like a wimp when I see a bee/wasp.

Janszoon 07-17-2014 02:40 AM

BBC News - French blogger fined over review's Google search placing

The Batlord 07-17-2014 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1470609)

**** France.

Ninetales 07-17-2014 01:05 PM

Malaysian Plane Shot Down Over Ukraine

ruh roh


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