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Old 02-19-2012, 04:29 PM   #391 (permalink)
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In very poor taste, but...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
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Old 02-19-2012, 04:33 PM   #392 (permalink)
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In very poor taste, but...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Thats morbidly hilarious!!!
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Old 02-19-2012, 04:50 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Hey! It`s good to see that you`re back, Bloozcrooz ! I hope everything is well with you ; where`ve you been ?

Oh, and my joke, which is also a beginner`s guide to music:-
If a musician is playing three chords in front of a thousand people, it`s rock.
If a musician is playing a thousand chords in front of three people, it`s jazz.
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Old 02-19-2012, 04:59 PM   #394 (permalink)
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Hey Lisnaholic! Good to see ya as well. I liked how ya zinged that one in there. It got a laugh out of me. Hope your doing ok
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Old 02-19-2012, 05:08 PM   #395 (permalink)
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Glad you liked it - one of about two jokes that I know.
You missed all the end-of-year/Valentine`s Day excitement here, and I missed all your SRV clips !
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Old 02-19-2012, 05:11 PM   #396 (permalink)
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End of the year excitment huh? Hmm..yeah ive been away for a while. Ill try an dig up some more good Stevie clips for ya soon though.
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:42 PM   #397 (permalink)
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Everyone feels sorry for Whitney Houston, but she's been doing pretty good IMO. Sober for eight days and counting.




















Too soon?
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:44 PM   #398 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
i've already posted that some pages earlier


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Thats morbidly hilarious!!!
yeah wb to MB, bloozcrooz

where ya been?

this is Il Duce here, btw
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Old 02-19-2012, 07:05 PM   #399 (permalink)
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yeah wb to MB, bloozcrooz

where ya been?

this is Il Duce here, btw
Oh...its a long story man but its good to see ya!!
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Old 03-14-2012, 05:11 PM   #400 (permalink)
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What's pink and covered in rust.

Madeleine Mccann's bike.

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Everyone feels sorry for Whitney Houston, but she's been doing pretty good IMO. Sober for eight days and counting.

Too soon?
I would have told a joke contrasting the deaths of Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, but its a bit too off color.
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