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Old 08-24-2012, 10:36 AM   #411 (permalink)
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What did Ray Charles say when he walked by the fish market?

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Old 08-31-2012, 11:37 AM   #412 (permalink)
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What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.
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Old 08-31-2012, 11:43 AM   #413 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2012, 11:45 AM   #414 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2012, 12:40 PM   #415 (permalink)
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What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.
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Old 08-31-2012, 01:24 PM   #416 (permalink)
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What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.
That reminds me of this one joke...

Q: What do you call a cat with no tail?
A: Cat with no tail.
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Old 08-31-2012, 01:25 PM   #417 (permalink)
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That reminds me of this one joke...

Q: What do you call a cat with no tail?
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Old 08-31-2012, 02:33 PM   #418 (permalink)
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A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch............................................ .................and soda."
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"
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Old 08-31-2012, 02:39 PM   #419 (permalink)
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A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch............................................ .................and soda."
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"
ba da boom
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Old 08-31-2012, 03:00 PM   #420 (permalink)
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ba da boom
Hey Janszoon, your new avatar is ba da boom too.

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't try to start anything!"
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