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Old 07-02-2019, 07:15 PM   #391 (permalink)
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My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
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Old 07-16-2019, 05:12 PM   #392 (permalink)
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A man was walking around with two carrots stuffed into his ears.

A woman asked him, “Why do you have carrots in your ears?”

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Old 07-19-2019, 11:50 AM   #393 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 12:18 PM   #395 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 12:25 PM   #397 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 04:04 PM   #399 (permalink)
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