Dad Jokes

Plankton · 04-14-2022, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Guybrush

Plankton and his wife out on the local horse range.

Plankton: My dear, beautiful wife, look at all these magnificent ponies! Such stallions!
Plankton's wife (chuckling derisively): They're not ponies, my dear, but lippizaners
Plankton: Really, lippi-what? How do you spell that?
Plankton's wife: Uh.. never mind. It's just ponies.

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Originally Posted by Guybrush

Plankton at the doctor's

Plankton: Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Certainly, Plankton. What is the matter?
Plankton: My wife thinks I'm a horse
Doctor: I see. And how long has this been going on?
Plankton: Ever since I was a small foal

I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.

Guybrush · 04-14-2022, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.

I understand. It isn't always easy to be the centaur of attention.

Plankton · 04-14-2022, 07:48 PM

Sure, yes but I think I am ready for my closeup Mr Deville after I ex foal iate my face.

Plankton · 08-15-2022, 10:58 AM

Propaganda: When a person from Boston takes a good look at something.

Plankton · 10-31-2022, 12:21 PM

I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.

Plankton · 11-17-2022, 11:01 AM

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

Mindfulness · 11-17-2022, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

04-14-2022, 07:48 PM	#573 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Sure, yes but I think I am ready for my closeup Mr Deville after I ex foal iate my face. __________________ See location...

08-15-2022, 10:58 AM	#574 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Propaganda: When a person from Boston takes a good look at something. __________________ See location...

10-31-2022, 12:21 PM	#575 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	I lost all my weed in a series of small fires. __________________ See location...

11-17-2022, 11:01 AM	#576 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha? __________________ See location... Last edited by Plankton; 11-17-2022 at 11:28 AM. Reason: forgot the ?