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Old 12-09-2014, 10:30 PM   #81 (permalink)
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You've never actually bungled in the jungle.
A JETHRO TULL REFERENCE!?!?!?
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 12-09-2014, 10:32 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 10:34 PM   #83 (permalink)
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The number of corks you collected from wine bottles made our house look like Hoarders:Buried Alive.

(Yes, Chula, my last post was a Jethro Tull reference.)
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Old 12-09-2014, 11:28 PM   #84 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 11:30 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Cause you're oafish with self sex.
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Old 12-10-2014, 06:32 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 06:38 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2014, 07:23 AM   #88 (permalink)
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'Cause you're like Oedipus.
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Old 12-10-2014, 07:25 AM   #89 (permalink)
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(Yes, Chula, my last post was a Jethro Tull reference.)
Been here two months and it's the first time they've come up. And I was just about to put them in my journal. Synchronicity.

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