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Old 09-27-2014, 02:58 AM   #10401 (permalink)
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My boyfriend is obsessed with putting it in my butt. I'm saving that for when I really want something, like a ****in yacht or human sacrifice.
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Old 09-27-2014, 08:26 AM   #10402 (permalink)
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Keep it tight, you don't want to end up like Batlord. It's a fantastic thing but **** the long term problems it creates.
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Old 09-27-2014, 11:10 AM   #10403 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-27-2014, 10:32 PM   #10404 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2014, 11:01 PM   #10405 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2014, 11:22 PM   #10406 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2014, 11:28 PM   #10407 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2014, 01:23 AM   #10408 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2014, 01:32 AM   #10409 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2014, 04:10 PM   #10410 (permalink)
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