Make A Religion

gunnels · 04-30-2009, 07:25 PM

Behold...

THE SACRED FOUR REQUESTS ('commandments' sounds too harsh) OF GUNSLAM
-Thou shalt know how to read music, that way incorrect tabs will be no more.
-Thou shalt not break balls/kill buzzes
-Disputes shall be settled though the ancient tradition of the intrument duel and/or dance-off
-Every Thursday afternoon the congregation will gather at the meeting swimming pool to listen to an entire album of the peoples choice.

Kamikazi Kat · 04-30-2009, 10:56 PM

My religion would be called totaltarism, it would be exactly like totaltarism where I would be master of everything, the difference would be is that it would be tax free and that once I die everybody would have to commit suicide. If they refuse to follow this rule, I will use my extreme dictator powers to command them to commit suicide. If they refuse, I would kill myself, which means therefore by the suicide rule previously made by me, they would have to kill themselves. Its a plan that would never fail.

pahuuuta · 05-01-2009, 08:16 AM

and what if they dont kill themselves once you die?

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 08:39 AM

You wait till they all die!!!! of course silly.

Kamikazi Kat · 05-01-2009, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pahuuuta

and what if they dont kill themselves once you die?

I command them to suicide themselves. If they refuse to do that, I will kill myself. Therefore, by the suicide rule previously put in place by me, they would have to kill themselves. If they refuse to suicide themselves, I will command them to suicide themselves. Like I said man its a flawless plan.

Mirrorball95 · 05-01-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

A religion for people who hate religion

it'd be called The Church of ehidontgiveafuck

I would attend!... NOT!
I personally feel that religion is unnecessary and only divides people in the world, is the centre cause of 90% of wars past & present & think that without it the world would be a better place.
I think some people just need it as a comfort type thing but when it comes to god and the likes I cant say yes or no.
I dont know 'he' doesnt exist but on the same hand I dont know that 'he' does exist.
Therefore I see it most suitable not to attend church or to slate the people who do & be a 'non-believer' as such.
But I can still respect people who do, just I think the world would be a much better place without it.

Please note that this is only my personal opinion & apologise if I have offended anyone of a certain religion.

Kamikazi Kat · 05-02-2009, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirrorball95

I would attend!... NOT!
I personally feel that religion is unnecessary and only divides people in the world, is the centre cause of 90% of wars past & present & think that without it the world would be a better place.
I think some people just need it as a comfort type thing but when it comes to god and the likes I cant say yes or no.
I dont know 'he' doesnt exist but on the same hand I dont know that 'he' does exist.
Therefore I see it most suitable not to attend church or to slate the people who do & be a 'non-believer' as such.
But I can still respect people who do, just I think the world would be a much better place without it.

Please note that this is only my personal opinion & apologise if I have offended anyone of a certain religion.

I know where you are coming from, the violence, hatred, and general bull**** that religion causes. Even the atheist movement bothers me because its the same thing: contributing to the arguement over God's existance, I'm starting to see some atheist movements looking almost exactly like religion, focusing more on "Believing in God is illogical and stupid" side of things. What the hell is that going to achieve? There isn't even a point in trying to prove either side.

I always keep thinking that if I ever have kids, I'm not going to expose them to any religious/non-religious ideas at all. I don't even want him/her to know what a religion or god is when he/she is little, the kid shouldn't have to deal with that kind of crap. I know this is impossible to achieve in today's world though, its a shame.

Hey look, we just turned a non-serious thread into a serious one...

Mirrorball95 · 05-02-2009, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamikazi Kat

I know where you are coming from, the violence, hatred, and general bull**** that religion causes. Even the atheist movement bothers me because its the same thing: contributing to the arguement over God's existance, I'm starting to see some atheist movements looking almost exactly like religion, focusing more on "Believing in God is illogical and stupid" side of things. What the hell is that going to achieve? There isn't even a point in trying to prove either side.

I always keep thinking that if I ever have kids, I'm not going to expose them to any religious/non-religious ideas at all. I don't even want him/her to know what a religion or god is when he/she is little, the kid shouldn't have to deal with that kind of crap. I know this is impossible to achieve in today's world though, its a shame.

Hey look, we just turned a non-serious thread into a serious one...

Yeah totally athiests are just people who want to start a war against religion. So yes its very much the same outcome.
Like I said before we neither know if its true or false so I simply just dont bother with it, Ive never needed religion & dont think I ever will.
As for turning it into a serious thread, I dont think they were joking earlier when they said theyre gonna kill people etc

. (Better watch your back

)

Kamikazi Kat · 05-02-2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirrorball95

Yeah totally athiests are just people who want to start a war against religion. So yes its very much the same outcome.
Like I said before we neither know if its true or false so I simply just dont bother with it, Ive never needed religion & dont think I ever will.
As for turning it into a serious thread, I dont think they were joking earlier when they said theyre gonna kill people etc

. (Better watch your back

)

I wouldn't say that atheist are people who want to start a war against religion, what I'm saying is that they are contributing to a pointless and fruitless arguement.

Although religion has had a much larger impact on things, atheism has the same potential to have such negative affects on mankind because its yet another belief that people are going to have, that people are going to push upon others, that people will argue with over, that people might even kill each other over. The main difference that is has with religion is followers of atheism aren't worshipping their particular God, which can lead to dangerous things. But I wouldn't be suprised if some atheist crusades started, something like from that episode of South Park where the 2 atheist sides were at war, fighting each other because each believed their life equation was correct. "Oh my science!"

People are just that stupid.

Kamikazi Kat · 05-02-2009, 11:59 PM

I decided to flesh out my religion a bit more.

TOTALTARISM
(Its the religion)
Things that you shall do or else risk facing accidental murder

Mandatory Suggestion 1

If I die, you must also die by way of suicide or assisted death. This is your moment of freedom, respected mandatory follower, as you will be able to choose how to kill yourself.

Mandatory Suggestion 2
All newborn babies must be the result of my own sperm. If I cannot produce enough sperm, then it is your own fault and you must kill yourself. You will not choose how to kill yourself in this situation, you will die by way of the standard suicide device, which will be working yourself to death. Better luck next time.

Mandatory Suggestion 3

No thinking, don't even think about it.

05-01-2009, 08:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
pahuuuta Craziest Thing Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New York Posts: 459	and what if they dont kill themselves once you die? __________________ *He Who Makes A Beast Out Of Himself Gets Rid Of The Pain Of Being A Man*

04-30-2009, 10:56 PM	#22 (permalink)
Kamikazi Kat Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 329	My religion would be called totaltarism, it would be exactly like totaltarism where I would be master of everything, the difference would be is that it would be tax free and that once I die everybody would have to commit suicide. If they refuse to follow this rule, I will use my extreme dictator powers to command them to commit suicide. If they refuse, I would kill myself, which means therefore by the suicide rule previously made by me, they would have to kill themselves. Its a plan that would never fail.

05-01-2009, 08:39 AM	#24 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	You wait till they all die!!!! of course silly.

05-02-2009, 11:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
Kamikazi Kat Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 329	I decided to flesh out my religion a bit more. TOTALTARISM (Its the religion) Things that you shall do or else risk facing accidental murder Mandatory Suggestion 1 If I die, you must also die by way of suicide or assisted death. This is your moment of freedom, respected mandatory follower, as you will be able to choose how to kill yourself. Mandatory Suggestion 2 All newborn babies must be the result of my own sperm. If I cannot produce enough sperm, then it is your own fault and you must kill yourself. You will not choose how to kill yourself in this situation, you will die by way of the standard suicide device, which will be working yourself to death. Better luck next time. Mandatory Suggestion 3 No thinking, don't even think about it.