My Life Is Average

Dieselboy · 01-18-2010, 04:53 PM

I managed to somehow jam my toothbrush under my tongue last night, as I was trying to brush in behind my bottom-front teeth. It hurt like crap and bled.

Today I was showing a friend how I had hurt myself and was miming the motions of brushing behind my bottom front teeth vigorously. Some people that were standing near-bye apparently thought I was miming something ELSE, and started to snicker. I was embarrassed.

My tongue hurts really freaking bad right now whenever I talk or chew. MLIA.

Gio · 01-19-2010, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

So I think we should have a MLIA thread. Post your own 'average' moments for us to giggle at.

The other day I was debating with my classmate to whether gay marriage is acceptable. I stated that marriage is sacred to God who created it. He said he's athiest so what does that mean for his marriage? After a bit of debating, we got back to work. Lunchtime that day he passed me outside and said "I'm just going to tell my wife we're no longer married and then find a gay man." MLIA.

He sounds like he's got alot more issues than just that to deal with. LOL
On a serious note: There are some out there that don't or possibly won't share the same sense of spritual guidance that comes with being a follower of Christ or understanding biblical traditions. Not their fault...Everyone will come to their knees before the King one day and we'll all stand in judgement for the things we have said and done. If we are righteous and believe in Christ through and for His word...We will go to Heaven and If we don't...we will go to Hell. Either way justice will be swift and mighty and His way will prevail. Just remember...We can't save the world...Just one soul at a time.

Barnard17 · 01-19-2010, 04:14 PM

If I wanted to listen to someone preaching about how I'm going to hell because I don't believe in God I'd go to this thread. And then maybe slit my wrists in boredom.

simplephysics · 01-19-2010, 04:17 PM

I'm definitely going to hell. My life is average.

Scissorman · 01-19-2010, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gio

He sounds like he's got alot more issues than just that to deal with. LOL
On a serious note: There are some out there that don't or possibly won't share the same sense of spritual guidance that comes with being a follower of Christ or understanding biblical traditions. Not their fault...Everyone will come to their knees before the King one day and we'll all stand in judgement for the things we have said and done. If we are righteous and believe in Christ through and for His word...We will go to Heaven and If we don't...we will go to Hell. Either way justice will be swift and mighty and His way will prevail. Just remember...We can't save the world...Just one soul at a time.

no offense, but why don't you just do us all a favor and just die, you Jesus lover?

Scissorman · 01-19-2010, 07:59 PM

and I forgot to add MLIA xD

Dr.Seussicide · 01-19-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

I'm definitely going to hell. My life is average.

I concur, I've got reserved seats though

ElephantSack · 01-20-2010, 04:06 PM

I drank cheap beer and ate chicken wings last night. Now my farts smell terrible.

MLIA

Dr.Seussicide · 01-20-2010, 04:30 PM

I just drank soup and came.

MLIA

duga · 01-20-2010, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gio

He sounds like he's got alot more issues than just that to deal with. LOL
On a serious note: There are some out there that don't or possibly won't share the same sense of spritual guidance that comes with being a follower of Christ or understanding biblical traditions. Not their fault...Everyone will come to their knees before the King one day and we'll all stand in judgement for the things we have said and done. If we are righteous and believe in Christ through and for His word...We will go to Heaven and If we don't...we will go to Hell. Either way justice will be swift and mighty and His way will prevail. Just remember...We can't save the world...Just one soul at a time.

are you serious? or is that a joke...i won't say anything until this is confirmed one way or another...

this seems relevant because today i had your typical fanatical street preacher follow me around with a free bible until i took it and tossed it in the trash not 5 seconds later. mlia

the guiltiest smoke you will ever have: smoke a j with a page from the bible. true story.

01-19-2010, 04:14 PM	#173 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	If I wanted to listen to someone preaching about how I'm going to hell because I don't believe in God I'd go to this thread. And then maybe slit my wrists in boredom. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

01-19-2010, 07:59 PM	#176 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	and I forgot to add MLIA xD __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

01-20-2010, 04:06 PM	#178 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	I drank cheap beer and ate chicken wings last night. Now my farts smell terrible. MLIA __________________ OF THE SUN

01-20-2010, 04:30 PM	#179 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	I just drank soup and came. MLIA __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

01-18-2010, 04:53 PM	#171 (permalink)
Dieselboy Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 608	I managed to somehow jam my toothbrush under my tongue last night, as I was trying to brush in behind my bottom-front teeth. It hurt like crap and bled. Today I was showing a friend how I had hurt myself and was miming the motions of brushing behind my bottom front teeth vigorously. Some people that were standing near-bye apparently thought I was miming something ELSE, and started to snicker. I was embarrassed. My tongue hurts really freaking bad right now whenever I talk or chew. MLIA.