My Life Is Average

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

You need more weed mustaches in your life for sure.

We can't all have awesome lifes

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Freebase Dali · 12-01-2009, 03:40 PM

I just took a nap and dreamt I BBQ'd an anteater, was given a bottle of Hydrocodones, had a gazebo, and had this weird electronic crossbow that I couldn't figure out but because it had LEDs on it, it was awesome.

I awoke shortly afterwards with no anteater, no Hydrocodones, no gazebo, and no electronic crossbow with LEDs on it.

MLIA.

Akira · 12-01-2009, 03:42 PM

Took another day off work, visited my sister, got my arm torn to shreds by her kitten, now have a bad allergic reaction from kitten, will be bad for another 24 hours as usual. Lol.

Astronomer · 12-01-2009, 04:54 PM

Anyway, this isn't the My Life is Awesome thread, it's the My Life is Average thread!

SATCHMO · 12-01-2009, 04:55 PM

I'm just sayin'...

Kickin' · 12-01-2009, 04:59 PM

Satchmo deserves the wisdom of the thread award.

NSW · 12-02-2009, 10:08 AM

This morning, my co-worker Steve was strolling past my desk, looked at me and randomly said “Mongo”. In my best Bart imitation, I responded “Candy-gram for Mongo!”. We both laughed. No one else did. MLIA.

Kickin' · 12-02-2009, 06:30 PM

lol! I love the simpsons.

Sneer · 12-02-2009, 06:44 PM

Tonight at the cinema, of all the people we could have sat next to, we were placed beside a group of morons they started giggling and saying 'oop, they're gunna shag now, HAHAHAHA' everytime the couple got into bed. I wanted to hit them between the eyes with my bottle of coke.

Arya Stark · 12-02-2009, 11:52 PM

My roommate doesn't speak English. She tried to tell me she had her period, but for some reason she translated it in her head to, "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
It's really awkward. Because I teach her a lot of English.
And it looks like it's my fault.
MLIA

12-01-2009, 03:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I just took a nap and dreamt I BBQ'd an anteater, was given a bottle of Hydrocodones, had a gazebo, and had this weird electronic crossbow that I couldn't figure out but because it had LEDs on it, it was awesome. I awoke shortly afterwards with no anteater, no Hydrocodones, no gazebo, and no electronic crossbow with LEDs on it. MLIA. __________________

12-01-2009, 04:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Anyway, this isn't the My Life is Awesome thread, it's the My Life is Average thread! __________________

12-01-2009, 04:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kickin' Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI, United States Posts: 30	Satchmo deserves the wisdom of the thread award. __________________ -- Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.

12-02-2009, 10:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	This morning, my co-worker Steve was strolling past my desk, looked at me and randomly said “Mongo”. In my best Bart imitation, I responded “Candy-gram for Mongo!”. We both laughed. No one else did. MLIA. __________________ Hi.

12-02-2009, 06:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kickin' Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Grand Rapids MI, United States Posts: 30	lol! I love the simpsons. __________________ -- Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.

12-01-2009, 04:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,847	I'm just sayin'...

12-02-2009, 06:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,397	Tonight at the cinema, of all the people we could have sat next to, we were placed beside a group of morons they started giggling and saying 'oop, they're gunna shag now, HAHAHAHA' everytime the couple got into bed. I wanted to hit them between the eyes with my bottle of coke. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

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