My Life Is Average

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-17-2010, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

Today, I heard my neighbour fall down the stairs, it was fucking hilarious. MLIA

I'm pretty evil at heart

Hearing this made my morning! MLIA.

Arya Stark · 01-17-2010, 11:39 AM

My cousin Andrew is faster at adding and subtracting than I am.
He's in fourth grade.
MLIA.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-17-2010, 11:54 AM

My mother bought my 20 month old nephew a remote controlled dumper truck.

I 'tested' it for nearly an hour

Arya Stark · 01-17-2010, 07:43 PM

^ You would.
xD

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-17-2010, 07:43 PM

I was babysitting a 12 week old kitten and after a nap together, he decided I was his mother and started suckling on my waist for about 5 minutes as if it was a teet. It tickled! MLIA.

FETCHER. · 01-18-2010, 07:53 AM

^

I had a dream I bought two kittens. I hate cats...

Anyways,

Today, I found out that my neighbour didn't fall down the stairs (Boo), her father infact put his foot through the loft floor, and that was the crashing noises (Boo) I was pretty disapointed.

noise · 01-18-2010, 08:07 AM

last night i was sitting at my computer, organizing my music, when i heard a splash come from the bathroom. i knew my wife was taking a bath, so i thought nothing of it. until i saw her in the other room, wrapped in a towel.

seconds later, a wet cat went yeowling across the room. he landed in a corner by the sofa, and spent a good hour licking himself dry.

despite his efforts, however, he still smells of lavender.

Dr.Seussicide · 01-18-2010, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

^

I had a dream I bought two kittens. I hate cats...

Anyways,

Today, I found out that my neighbour didn't fall down the stairs (Boo), her father infact put his foot through the loft floor, and that was the crashing noises (Boo) I was pretty disapointed.

You evil evil person, lol

FETCHER. · 01-18-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

You evil evil person, lol

I may/may not have a twisted sense of humour

Dr.Seussicide · 01-18-2010, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I may/may not have a twisted sense of humour

I think I can top you though...

Once upon a time, I was in the mall, having lunch with some of my friends. So, while eating a heard this CRASH! and I knew it was someone who fell off of their chair! So I immediately just burst out laughing... but when I was looking at my friends they were like..."Dude, why the fuck are you laughing?" And when I turned around... it was... a dude in a wheelchair who had fallen down... I felt like fucking shit afterwards... MLIA

01-17-2010, 11:54 AM	#163 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	My mother bought my 20 month old nephew a remote controlled dumper truck. I 'tested' it for nearly an hour __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-17-2010, 07:43 PM	#165 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I was babysitting a 12 week old kitten and after a nap together, he decided I was his mother and started suckling on my waist for about 5 minutes as if it was a teet. It tickled! MLIA. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

01-18-2010, 08:07 AM	#167 (permalink)
noise thirsty ears Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boulder Posts: 742	last night i was sitting at my computer, organizing my music, when i heard a splash come from the bathroom. i knew my wife was taking a bath, so i thought nothing of it. until i saw her in the other room, wrapped in a towel. seconds later, a wet cat went yeowling across the room. he landed in a corner by the sofa, and spent a good hour licking himself dry. despite his efforts, however, he still smells of lavender. __________________ my flac collection