Why would I post that many words?
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Cause **** it close enough.
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Pretty sure that would be the opposite of close.
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Dogs sweat out of a very tiny portion of their body. Close enough to not sweating.
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Everyone please continue arguing about dog sweat. "You thought dogs sweat like people" made me laugh deliriously for a good 30 seconds.
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Do churches sweat in dogs?
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Do dogs sweat in whores?
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What did you do to my post that only "But" is capitalized?
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TFW you get home after work and ask yourself, "Should I take a shower or just collapse into bed and spend the next 4-6 hours marinating in my own filth?"
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I shower 2 to 6 times a day.
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I hate morning showers. Showers are awesome after a long day of filthy work.
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Being a newly crowned bachelor living in a van down by the river, and pretty much having no job or social life at the moment, I shower maybe every 3-4 days. (I do freshen up daily so hold back on the revulsion).
Took a nice long hot one this morning. Beyond words. (also did laundry) Life = good. |
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Ideal shower conditions:
-No light on, only lamp light/candle -A storm outside -Rebekah Del Rio's "Llorando" blaring on repeat -A bathtub large enough to comfortably lie down in so that you can contemplate your latest life failures while scalding yourself for an hour |
Laying down in the shower is incredibly underrated.
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Hygienic operatives are still somewhat imperative...
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tfw it’s inventory day and you should be at home drinking too much coffee and playing far cry 5 but instead you’re working
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TFW you drunkenly fall asleep listening to Lustmord and now your hangover has a distinctly lovecraftian vibe.
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TFW you're watching porn and jerking it and the girl starts calling the dude daddy.
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tfw you send one of them horror autocorrect messages you see when people have sent embarrassing things to family members.
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TFW you touch your dick after chopping habaneros.
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Tfw when someone re-purposes a meme you used not but a fortnight minus 13 days and a few hours ago. That's some good coincidental regurgitation.
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TFW you spot that you wrote "there" instead of "their" on an article that's been posted for several months.
*commits seppuku* |
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