Show me. Wear is this atrocity?

TFW you post a hot diss and then see the thread's been updated but it was TH who responded.

TFW your fart reaks so bad that you trap it in a chair cushion and your ass can smell it.

Any of you ever feel like you might've figured out too many things?


Maybe I'm just arrogant and don't actually have a clue at all but lately I've been kicking myself for not heeding the advice of others and having pursued every possible solution instead of just chillin and not giving AF like the rest of the world seems to.

TFW you have a crush on a chick that's admittedly taller than you but it doesn't matter because you would chop that tree down if given the opportunity.

Except that she likes burly guys cause she doesn't want to **** toothpicks smaller than her?

If that's so true, then how have I been able to plow 3 chicks taller than me in the last 2 years? Riddle me that bitch.

*drives into a light pole*

You're tiny. Riddle solved.

These Mexican genes have treated me well.

TFW you realize it's hot as balls and now you don't understand how you could have been wearing pants.

Tfw plankton changes his avatar and I don't know if I'm comfortable with it.

Please choose a response from the following:

1. STFU
2. Let me know if you'd like me to change it. I mean, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable or anything.
3. https://i.imgur.com/bykeu37.jpg

I'll take 1.

Clever girl...

Wait a minute, who the heck is your avatar?

Please choose a response from the following:

1. Cosmic Cutie
2. Michael Wazowski
3. Sheldon J. Plankton
4. The :finger: guy

All of the above + a smidge of mescaline

Do you mean Mucinex? ... for Mr Mucus.

http://s.marketwatch.com/public/reso...1023143047.jpg

Edit: Never mind Mr Music has two eyes.
Edit edit: Never mind the nevermind, they have the same smile.

Yanopalope

This post has many levels to it.

tfw you're sitting at a table filled with people who talk at length about the football world cup and you're thinking to yourself how you can literally only mention two football players in the whole world that are on a professional team right now.

I'm not sure there are any Hot Topic stores in all of Europe. At least I've never seen one. I hear they're full of emo kids or something. Or maybe that was 15 years ago.

So that's where all those kids who don't know who the Ramones are get their Ramones t-shirts.

I thought you were opposed to being a walking billboard?

Tell them about the American you know who just lost $250 betting on Argentina.

That and The Misfits.

How irresponsible. Better do another 250$ bet to earn back the lost money.

He's already on it.

Mhmm. You'll be rockin an AC/DC shirt in no time.

Not surprised tbh.

Unknown Pleasures makes for a great shirt imo.

It takes me about 2 minutes to order a shirt online.

But ordering online i....

Oh. Frownland said it first.

TFW you travel an hour across town for a particular pastry and tea and realize when you get there that you don't want it anymore. Hmph.

For all you bitch about entitled white people that is the most white people problem I have ever heard.

Thanks?

Do you disagree?

No.


The worse offense is that my coffee tastes like soy sauce. I finally made it to Portland and have seen some cool and some very uncool things so far but of all the hooplah about the coffee here Ive little to contribute. I've had only one really noteworthy cup and I forgot where I got it. I could also be losing my taste for coffee. Hence, tea.

Why does your coffee taste like soy sauce? That sounds counter-intuitive.

Maybe he's drinking soy sauce.

I mean yes.


I have a hangover.