I'll take 1.

Clever girl...

Wait a minute, who the heck is your avatar?

Please choose a response from the following:

1. Cosmic Cutie
2. Michael Wazowski
3. Sheldon J. Plankton
4. The :finger: guy

All of the above + a smidge of mescaline

Do you mean Mucinex? ... for Mr Mucus.

http://s.marketwatch.com/public/reso...1023143047.jpg

Edit: Never mind Mr Music has two eyes.
Edit edit: Never mind the nevermind, they have the same smile.

Yanopalope

This post has many levels to it.

tfw you're sitting at a table filled with people who talk at length about the football world cup and you're thinking to yourself how you can literally only mention two football players in the whole world that are on a professional team right now.

I'm not sure there are any Hot Topic stores in all of Europe. At least I've never seen one. I hear they're full of emo kids or something. Or maybe that was 15 years ago.

So that's where all those kids who don't know who the Ramones are get their Ramones t-shirts.

I thought you were opposed to being a walking billboard?

Tell them about the American you know who just lost $250 betting on Argentina.

That and The Misfits.

How irresponsible. Better do another 250$ bet to earn back the lost money.

He's already on it.

Mhmm. You'll be rockin an AC/DC shirt in no time.

Not surprised tbh.

Unknown Pleasures makes for a great shirt imo.

It takes me about 2 minutes to order a shirt online.

But ordering online i....

Oh. Frownland said it first.

TFW you travel an hour across town for a particular pastry and tea and realize when you get there that you don't want it anymore. Hmph.

For all you bitch about entitled white people that is the most white people problem I have ever heard.

Thanks?

Do you disagree?

No.


The worse offense is that my coffee tastes like soy sauce. I finally made it to Portland and have seen some cool and some very uncool things so far but of all the hooplah about the coffee here Ive little to contribute. I've had only one really noteworthy cup and I forgot where I got it. I could also be losing my taste for coffee. Hence, tea.

Why does your coffee taste like soy sauce? That sounds counter-intuitive.

Maybe he's drinking soy sauce.

I mean yes.


I have a hangover.

The correct answer:

Its bad coffee.

TFW you're watching Pokemon and it's about to go to commercials.

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

Uh, Voltorb?

IT'S ELECTRODE!

Go **** yourself tbh.

I'd lol if some fansub out there recut it so that every reveal ended up being Ditto

Yo numnuts, just remember that Electrode is twice the size of Voltorb and you'll never get that wrong again.

Wait, how do I know you guys aren't Dittos?

It could be anyone

Anything

Anywhere

At any ti-

You're right. I should have just used the other objects on the screen to judge the blank circle's size. Oh yeah, there weren't any.

I wonder if there's any canon examples of Dittos impersonating people. Don't they still have a Ditto face though, making it pointless? Still, I should never own a Ditto.

"Ditto, transform into... Scarlett Johansson! Now grab your ankles and keep your mouth shut, you Pokéslut."

Or just get gud.

TFW your last cigarette breaks because of all of the **** jammed in your pocket :(. I can butterfly it but still.

TFW your last bowl is nothing but shake and you pack it way too tight so it doesn't even hit right and your lighter dies in the middle so you just say **** it.

So, it's still alive on the ends?

TFW you break your last crack pipe.

Just use a can.