You should see it when it rains. You'd think WWIII was starting.

I think we could call ourselves Eskimo's here in comparison. I think I passed enough of these around this year, it gets pretty bad:

http://www.blogography.com/photos25/SnowDumbassBook.gif

Those winds were brutal, I remember that.

Haven't had a good Santa Anna in a while. That's a bit of a trip. Instead of the winds coming in off the ocean they do a 180 and come in from the desert. Hard.

Going outside is like sticking your face in front of a hair dryer.

The Santa Anas this year were so strong that they were pulling on my beard hair and hurting my face. It's pretty much the same reason I shaved.

TFW your 60+ your old stepdad is watching this for entertainment on his laptop:

I would never watch videos like that of my stepson right in front of him. Rude.

I'll crush you, and eat your instruments.

Try and catch me fatty.

I'll just camp out near your weed stash.

Joke's on you, I'm dry.

I guess the joke's on me too then.

jokes on me three :(

TFW you're feeling Immortal, but you go with Death instead.

Tfw you want to cut your hair because it currently looks like ****, but if you do, it'll just take longer before it reaches the desired length.

This is why I love my knitted beanie.

TFW your teacher gives you an equation to see what your actual grade in the class is with all the different weights and **** like that and your grade goes from a 64% to 93%.

Learn 2 math bro.

TFW you're listening to grindcore on your headphones so loud that if someone were in the room with you they'd probably be able to make out the lyrics. Feels good, man.

TFW getting up to take the dogs out at 6:00AM feels more like 5:00AM.

Cause it kinda is. Gonna need a few days to get use to this sh*t.

I woke up crankier than usual. But that's probably more due to being hungover. I never had trouble with daylight savings time.

I never use to either. Gets harder each year now though. (age thing I guess)

When did you Americans change your clocks? Ours went forward on Saturday night.

2am Sunday morning.

Ain't no one got time for that ****.

Yeah, that's the same time as us. I just put my watch forward on Saturday night.

I'll get to it in a day or so.

That feeling when you have already made 500 dollars in commission and the day is only half done. Yay

^sell out :)

Hey man more beer for the shipment homie. :pimp:

Good point!

please continue :)

Tfw......you go all the way to Oakland for Whores. And don't catch a vd :)

TFW when TH doesn't like your vids and doesn't even rate your avatar! :mad:

Is that how is gonna be bruh? huh? HUH!? Fine then!

TFW you're kind of worried about bob.

Wait....you are worried that I'm free of vd's?

**** comes out of your anus.
Wait this thread has 197 pages I obviously can't be the first one that said this here.

I'm worried that you're going so far out of your way to pay for sex. Aren't there any crab-free skanks closer to home?

Dude...I live in Nevada....prostitution is legal here :)

TFW Dylstew is the least funny person on this forum.

Hey! I'm right here, man.