Poignant and sad.

tfw you're gettin your third performance review in two weeks and it's been one of those days where the dysphoria has been unrelenting and your boss keeps describing you as he annd it's just blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm sorry I'm not some shelter case who can smile at everyone all day every day. I told you bishes I ain't good at front of house ****. No poker face. If I hate you it shows.

tfw the liquor hits after a week of sobriety and you just got stoned as **** with some of your coworkers earlier at lunch

http://37.media.tumblr.com/2036ada9d...lutfo1_500.gif

^Is that gif from a film or just some random thing on the internet? It's really cool.

I don't know what it is, but it sums up my feels pretty well right about now.

She's like the Gif Whisperer. No matter the context, she can always find the perfect one.

I have that flawless touch, man.

TFW your fingertips are sore from playing guitar.

TFW when you thought you were done with this **** and just want to play guitar all day without any pain.

TWF u drnk and WD is nowhere in sight so you can hug him.

BITCH WRE U AT.

vyer high listening to disco
sup wit u tho

I've been playing for six years and every now and then I still get that "Ouch, I've been playing for hours" finger pain. I guess the humans are obsolete.



Hey look guys, I'm squarepusher, look at how much of a windbag I am.

TFW you finish pooping before you finish smoking your cigarette.. Well now what do I do?

Don't wipe your butt with the hand that's holding the cigarette for starters.

tfw no real sleep has been had for three, maybe four days

tfw what is real sleep

you trip over your own feet while trying to look cool

3 or 4 days? Try months.

TFW you reach to get a leaf stuck on your cats belly and realise while you're holding it that it's a turd. A big brown poo stuck to her fur. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! So fucking disgusting, how do cats do such stupid stuff? Cat's bury their shit not wear it. Did she poop and then lie down on it? It was so stuck that I was ripping at it and had to leave a little mark to get the damn thing off while she was trying to get away. She's lucky she's so adorably cute and angelic.

My cat likes to hang her ass off the litter box and **** on the floor instead of in the box itself. I've learned to stop questioning her methods.

Oh my cats done that as well, I'm just glad she doesn't use the litterbox any more. GROOSSSSS!!! I swear cat poo smells worse than humans.

That feeling when the internet for the entire office is out because AT&T's router went belly up, and they have to wait until the service guy gets out to fix it, but HA! I have PDANet.

tfw you miss the ****ing hell out of someone you haven't seen in too long who you always took for granted and don't know how to get a hold of.

tfw you look at your own journal entries, look at other entries, and realize how bad your grasp on english is. I speak english for ****s sake, why can't i type insightful posts.

tfw you wake up and for a split second you think you're Christian Slater

Who hasn't experienced that? Although for me it's more Gandhi.

All day every day.

TFW you have a quiz for your online English course on Friday that you didn't even know about and haven't studied for... and then you realize that you accidentally did it last week cause you misinterpreted the deadline, AND NOW YOU BASICALLY HAD A FREE WEEK FOR THAT CLASS AND THE NEXT IS SPRING BREAK SO NOW YOU HAVE ANOTHER FREE WEEK AND LIFE IS THE ****ING ****!!!

Also, TFW you do have a quiz for your Government class on Friday and you were too lazy to study for it all week. Not quite as much the ****ing ****...

TFW they close college for the day due to an expected storm.. It's only raining atm. Good stuff.

TFW it's your day off and its gonna be 75 and sunny. :afro:

TFW you're taking a day off and it's going to be -10 and sunny.

TFW lol

TFW you make The Batlord laugh.

TFW your misery sustains me.

TFW it's the last days of deep freeze. Tired of this ****.

That feeling when you have your sun roof open. :pimp:

I so want to punch you right now, and by punch you I mean ride in your car with the sun roof open.

:bonkhead:

You ole hater.

fixo

TFW it's 55 degrees out and half of California is decked out in full on snowcoats.

Whoa! Batten down the hatches, close the schools and the government. Close the whole city down. Call in the National Guard!