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Old 11-28-2017, 04:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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TFW your best friend who's studying to be a graphic designer tells you that he has a Deviant Art page that Bronies are all about, but that he isn't doing porn, and you're just like, yeah bro. Totally convinced. You're totally not making hentai. And if you're not, then what's your problem? Make that money, dumbass. Those freaks are hard up and you need to make dat money.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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When you bite your lip so hard that you look like you have a herpe bump on your lip
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Old 12-03-2017, 07:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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TFW you're tired and you've got your cheek perched on your knuckles and you look down your hand and it's like an open tunnel and Jesus Christ you just gotta go the **** to bed but god damn are you hungry and you need a cigarette.

I feel like not knowing what I'm talking about is a betrayal of nature.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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TFW you're hurt/sick, and all you can think about is how you took for granted when you felt not hurt/sick. That's the boat I'm in right now.
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I mixed in Quik with alcoholic egg nog by accident once (thought it was milk). I was wondering why I was feeling so woosy.
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TFW you pick a really nice booger at work and want to eat it but there's a camera right there so you just flick it onto the floor.
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TFW you pick a really nice booger at work and want to eat it but there's a camera right there so you just flick it onto the floor.
Did you wash your hands before making food for people?

What's the dirtiest thing you've seen at work btw? I want to hear those horror stories.
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Did you wash your hands before making food for people?

What's the dirtiest thing you've seen at work btw? I want to hear those horror stories.
I just realized that Monkey didn't say anything about not eating boogers, he just wanted me to wash my hands afterward. Dirty ****er.
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Well, there a rumor back around 1980 that Gino's (they had a contract to make Kentucky Fried Chicken in Baltimore until KFC opened its own restaurants) cooked and served a fried rat at one of its franchises.
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Well, there a rumor back around 1980 that Gino's (they had a contract to make Kentucky Fried Chicken in Baltimore until KFC opened its own restaurants) cooked and served a fried rat at one of its franchises.
At a KFC near me, they found faecal matter in the drinks dispenser, like where you get refills. The ice part of that.

They also found faecal matter in a curry restaurant, apparently that one was bad and it got shut down and the owner was taken to court.

Some horror stories with some take away places but tbh you know which ones to avoid. Anything that doesn't specialise in one type of food is a no for me.
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