Dude, that sounds awesome.

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*takes away computer from WD, gives 3 glasses of water, and tucks him in to bed*

That was MY EXACT FUCKIN RESPONSE TO THIS ****

BUT DID HE

NOPE

HE FUCKIN DIDN'T

HE STAYED UP TIL LIKE LITERALLY 3AM

BITCH WHAT THE HELL

TFW you play hockey for an hour and a half in -14 degree weather (8 degrees, for you Amercans) and your lower lip is so frozen you can barely talk.

TFW you score a hat trick to win the game.

TFW you down an XL Tim Hortons hot chocolate in five minutes.

TFW it's Superbowl and you DGAF.

TFW you're Canadian.

TFW you're an American who doesn't give a **** about the Super Bowl but you have to watch the commercials for class.

tfw you need a good sneeze, you have the tickle in one of your nostrils and you can feel it coming. You're on the verge. You look at the sky or a bright light to push you over the edge and then just as you're about to sneeze, it goes.

TFW you're an American and you didn't even realize it was the Superbowl till you came into this thread.

tfw you work in a thrift store just outside of Seattle and have had to answer the same fucking question over and over and goddamn motherfucking over again for the past week: "Do you have any SEAAAAHAWWWWWKKKKSSSS stuff?!"

bitch shut the hell up and get the fuck out of my face!! This is a thrift store!! WE DON'T HAVE A LIST OF SHIT WE HAVE!

I almost hope the Seahawks lose so all their fans will fuck off for a while.

i had a satire class where we usually just watched youtube videos and had class discussions. we had to read a few short novels but i didn't mind since one of them was great and another was decent. probably the best blow-off class i ever had. it was my humanities elective requirement... the alternatives were dreadful **** like "intercultural studies".

That's the most unintentionally racist-sounding thing I've ever heard. :laughing:

jwb be like "why isn't there White History Month?"

Says the guy with the shirtless Hitler avatar.

he's too sexy for the third reich.

Hitler makes me so hot that I need a shower to cool off.

Monday, has come around again
I'm in the same old place
With the same old faces, always watching me
Who knows, how long I'll have to stay
Could be a hundred years
Of sweat and tears, at the rate that I get paid
Sometimes, I slowly drift away
From all the dull routine
That's with me every day
A fantasy will come to me…

TFW a new school semester begins tomorrow. I'm going to miss staying up until midnight.

actually i was aware it might give that impression. i would be more open to a class like that if i went to some fancy university where it was more likely to actually be enlightening. at a community college with a class like that i'm expecting sub-par PC indoctrination. just like i'm guessing their bible course is some **** passive aggressively feeding you his religious views.

there was an african american history class too. there was also an intro to western civilization class. i declined to take any of these. so it's not an ideological thing, really. i was just trying to avoid chronic boredom.

nah, i'm content with learning about the guy that invented a million new ways to use peanut butter every february

agreed.
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Yeah, no one wants to say it, but nobody gives a **** about George Washington Carver. I'm pretty sure black people don't even care.

i was just being a patronizing ****, really. i don't remember anything about the man but he seemed like an easy target

can't put peanut butter on a watermelon, so who gives a fuck

that's what you think, edomite.

I guess you could, but I mean ...

watermelons are kind of slippery and peanut butter is kind of oily, so... it just doesn't seem wise to go putting peanut butter on watermelon.

:laughing:

That doesn't even sound good.

bitch I want to see this frozen watermelon peanut butter nightmare

i wonder what it's like to **** a watermelon. batlord...?

Not bad. You gotta cut the outside a little wide though, or else it'll scratch up your dick.

TFW you piss so much that it smells as bad as if you took a dump.

I'm trying so hard to respond to you, but you are so ****ing filthy sometimes I just...I'm ****ing dumbfounded.

Like you don't know exactly what I'm talking about. When it looks like you poured orange Kool-Aid in the toilet?

Asparagus?

TFW you find to your dismay that you are out of clean socks and have no choice but to pick up a dirty pair off the floor. Thank god I only have to go out for fifteen or twenty minutes to pick up some smokes. I figure if I don't even care enough to put on deodorant, then are dirty socks really all that big of a deal?

TFW you finally realize why batlord can't get laid.

the only time I wear dirty socks and don't put on deodorant is the day after I get laid

I was outside for all of twenty minutes, making human contact for no more than thirty seconds, so such preparation would have been more trouble than it was worth. Besides, I wasn't waiting an hour or whatever to wash some socks. I needed a cig right then.

TSW you wear two day old socks and they stick to your feet when you go to take them off.

TFW when you have 3 socks

B-Lawd knows what to do.