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Old 06-27-2020, 12:59 AM   #69581 (permalink)
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Where is the daily elph drama update?
I have the right to be entertained, goddammit.
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Old 06-27-2020, 05:41 AM   #69582 (permalink)
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Where is the daily elph drama update?
I have the right to be entertained, goddammit.
I know. His storylines are the best.
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Old 06-27-2020, 07:46 AM   #69583 (permalink)
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A gay fifty year old man named Steven once asked my friend and I to come home with him and give him the ol' "Eiffel Tower". We politely declined and he stayed and got drunk with us. He was most likely just hangin' around to see if us being drunk would change our minds. Once he felt that train left the station, he moved on to better prospects. I hope he got his wish. This was in San Francisco.
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I believe his exact words were "how about you two come over my place and I'll suck one of your c*cks while the other f*cks me in the ass".

I paraphrased.
I've heard that referred to as a "Spit-Roast."

Does it become the "Eiffel Tower" if the two people on each end lean in and french kiss during the act?
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Old 06-27-2020, 08:06 AM   #69584 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2020, 11:20 AM   #69585 (permalink)
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this week has been crazy besides the relationship thing

the guy my lil band got a noise complaint from had apparently been dead in his house for who knows how long

we may have drove him to suicide or maybe he came back to life to tell us we're ****(nah actually I'm betting he got Corona'd honestly)

my landlord came over and yelled and intimidated my friend who was witholding rent (for several reasons) until she left

masks are again mandatory everything is fully ****ging back down, the virus is out of control here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Tell us more about your terrible relationship skills.
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Old 06-27-2020, 11:35 AM   #69586 (permalink)
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My landlord wouldn’t walk away alive and he ****ing knows it.
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Old 06-27-2020, 11:53 AM   #69587 (permalink)
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the positive is the sex, I went through 3 whole packs of condoms in a 48hr period

or maybe it was 4
Considering your job I'm sure you made the best choice possible when considering brand.
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Old 06-27-2020, 11:58 AM   #69588 (permalink)
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Really? That's amazing. I shouldn't be surprised really, virtually nobody is 100% straight or gay of course, but I thought queerness in guys was usually so suppressed that they would never act on it

Edit: I just realised that the obvious reason I've never understood gay people trying to hit on straight people is because of my experience of straight guys trying to hit on me even when I've said I'm gay. It rarely happens luckily, but god is it annoying
I mean I'm not saying he'd have a high batting average but it does happen.

Honestly if it weren't for certain experiences I had as a teenager it's highly plausible I'd still consider myself straight. I don't believe it's necessarily a fixed immutable characteristic.
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Old 06-27-2020, 02:12 PM   #69590 (permalink)
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Considering your job I'm sure you made the best choice possible when considering brand.
He probably pokes a hole in a Trojan to make it more historically accurate.
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