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Old 12-05-2009, 10:56 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Today I texted my friend trying to ask "when can you hang out today" but I said "when can you bang out today".

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Old 12-07-2009, 02:59 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I was in bed listening to some crazy Psych on my headphones, when my cellphone rang. I was so confused it took me a while to notice that it was my cell that's ringing and not my laptop. Anyway, it was my friend and the conversation went like this:

Friend: Hey, do you know when is our course?
ME: Exam?
Friend: When does our COURSE start?
ME: EXAM?! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY?!!
Friend: THE COURSE !!! THAT COURSE WE HAVE TODAY !! WHEN DOES THAT FUCKING COURSE BEGIN!!
ME: Oh, at 3:00 p.m
Friend: Ah ok, thanks ... bye.

It was 3 hours later that I noticed that my friend was so annoyed she was actually screaming and cursing at me, and I wasn't even doing this intentionally. -MLIA
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:07 PM   #103 (permalink)
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I was in bed listening to some crazy Psych on my headphones, when my cellphone rang. I was so confused it took me a while to notice that it was my cell that's ringing and not my laptop. Anyway, it was my friend and the conversation went like this:

Friend: Hey, do you know when is our course?
ME: Exam?
Friend: When does our COURSE start?
ME: EXAM?! WE HAVE AN EXAM TODAY?!!
Friend: THE COURSE !!! THAT COURSE WE HAVE TODAY !! WHEN DOES THAT FUCKING COURSE BEGIN!!
ME: Oh, at 3:00 p.m
Friend: Ah ok, thanks ... bye.

It was 3 hours later that I noticed that my friend was so annoyed she was actually screaming and cursing at me, and I wasn't even doing this intentionally. -MLIA
I love conversations like that. This is from last night:

Me: It smells like burning plastic, what's going on in the kitchen?
Mom: I'm just cooking some onions.
Me: Oh, well it smells like burning plastic. You know, like plastic when you light it on fire and it's...burning?
Mom: Oh, so like burning plastic?

I'm still laughing about it.
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:35 PM   #104 (permalink)
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I love conversations like that. This is from last night:

Me: It smells like burning plastic, what's going on in the kitchen?
Mom: I'm just cooking some onions.
Me: Oh, well it smells like burning plastic. You know, like plastic when you light it on fire and it's...burning?
Mom: Oh, so like burning plastic?

I'm still laughing about it.
So that's how plastic burns !!!
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:38 PM   #105 (permalink)
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I stayed up till 5am working on projects last night so that I could finish them today and get a good night's sleep. I then spent today slacking off again, so now I'll be up till 5am for another night finishing this garbage up. Damn bookface.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:17 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:54 PM   #107 (permalink)
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I think I just shed a tear.
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Old 12-28-2009, 01:05 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2009, 04:21 PM   #109 (permalink)
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apparently my life has become average
last night i road dirt roads until four this morning, just like i did when i was 17, with the old crew from high school AND to my credit the following did not happen:

i did not drive by the police department before hand to see who was working so i knew what i could get away with
i did not get bitten by a dog
i did not drive like i was on the dukes of hazzard slingin mud and rocks everywhere
cullen and i did not try to choke each other to death
i did not sit on the top of the truck cab most of the way
i did keep all of my clothes on
i did not leave anyone naked in a pasture
i did not steal a federal building
i did not involve spray paint, cattle theft, or arson in the evenings plan
i did not wax anyones back
i did not get mushroom stamped
i did not roll in mud before jumping into random beds
i did not get stuck
but i did take my tiara and dance in the middle of the road

for the most part my life is average
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:37 PM   #110 (permalink)
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holy ****, MLIT was made for me. Ha, kidding. I don't like it that much.
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