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Freebase Dali 01-14-2013 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1274229)
I... I don't know whether to be shocked or amazed. I feel bad for the puppy.. but what kind of genius throws a puppy at a motorcycle gang and escapes on a bulldozer? I don't even...

Plankton 01-14-2013 09:38 PM
Not really an "I can't believe..." but pretty cool all the same.

Rare 1865 ball card worth a lot of Lincolns | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram

Cuthbert 01-15-2013 01:46 PM
Girl posts naked photo on eBay after 'accidentally' appearing in mirror reflection | The Sun |News

Tit :D

Burning Down 01-15-2013 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1274659)
Her clothed shot isn't much better, lol. I guess she doesn't know how to put on pants :laughing:

FAIL!!

Paedantic Basterd 01-15-2013 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1274439)
I... I don't know whether to be shocked or amazed. I feel bad for the puppy.. but what kind of genius throws a puppy at a motorcycle gang and escapes on a bulldozer? I don't even...
The Monty-Pythonness of it all negated the distress I felt for the puppy.

Goofle 01-16-2013 07:42 AM
BBC News - As it happened: Helicopter crash

£100 it's Alan Sugar.

Bloozcrooz 01-18-2013 05:21 PM
Lawyer has affair with a client and then charges her for the time they spent having sex. Pimpin at its best right there!

Minnesota lawyer who had affair with client bills her for time spent having sex | Fox News

anticipation 01-20-2013 12:20 AM
All My Babies Mamas: Decency Wins And ‘All My Babies’ Mamas’ Loses | Breaking News for Black America

It looks like All My Babies' Mamas isn't going to happen.

Quote:
Originally Posted by NPR
The Oxygen reality special was supposed to follow Shawty Lo, a rapper from Atlanta, and the complications that attend his relationships with the mothers (10) of his children (11). It was scheduled to premiere this spring, but almost as soon as it was announced in December, there was outcry from people who felt that the show propped up demeaning stereotypes about black people. Oxygen announced Tuesday that the show will be scuttled before it even airs. (Shawty Lo is reportedly fighting back with a petition of his own urging the network to reverse course again and let Babies' Mamas see the light of day.

A petition by Color of Change, an influential advocacy organization, accused Oxygen of trying to profit from "inaccurate, dehumanizing, and harmful perceptions of Black families."

The form-letter petition goes on:

Research shows that inflammatory images like these can result in real world consequences for our families, including less attention from doctors, harsher sentencing by judges, lower likelihood of being hired or admitted to school, lower odds of getting loans, and a higher likelihood of getting shot by police.

Freebase Dali 01-20-2013 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1276649)
lmao

Freebase Dali 01-21-2013 04:38 PM
Drunk man gets a frozen stiffy after sex with a snow man | Busted In AcadianaBusted In Acadiana

...it's not even a hot snowman.

Janszoon 01-21-2013 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1277193)
“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.” :eek:

gunnels 01-21-2013 04:51 PM
“He left” a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.” :laughing:
Man, the community sounds super pissed too.

Psy-Fi 01-21-2013 06:32 PM
Follow-up to a previous news story involving a man and a couch...

Wisconsin Man To Cop Plea In Couch Sex Case | The Smoking Gun

PoorOldPo 01-22-2013 07:57 AM
http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon_tiny.jpg

wiggums 01-22-2013 10:50 AM
"A-****ing-firmitave"

:laughing:

The Batlord 01-22-2013 01:58 PM
God bless America!

bob. 01-23-2013 12:06 PM
Police say Los Angeles hospital nurse had sex with corpse - San Jose Mercury News

what is "i can't believe this story" about this one is the fact that he is 61 years old

The Batlord 01-24-2013 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1278107)
Police say Los Angeles hospital nurse had sex with corpse - San Jose Mercury News

what is "i can't believe this story" about this one is the fact that he is 61 years old
Is it wrong that whenever I hear a story about necrophilia that the first thing that occurs to me is, "Was the perpetrator a woman?" and the second thing is "Was she hot?"

The Batlord 01-25-2013 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BassMerchant (Post 1279049)
child abuse , simple
What is?

Psy-Fi 01-25-2013 10:08 PM
Not a particularly unbelievable story, but it does have one of the best quotes I've seen in a news story lately... "The neighbor who went missing and the vultures who have been around for a while."

Woman makes gruesome discovery behind home | Local News - WESH Home

Psy-Fi 01-26-2013 11:22 AM
If this one isn't a joke/hoax, it should be...

Boston Hip-Hop Youth Targeted in Anti-Sagging TV Campaign | AllHipHop.com

Burning Down 01-26-2013 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1279468)
Wow they're really going to extreme lengths regarding the sagging pants thing - criminal charges? Woah.

It does look bad though... if someone can't even pull their pants up all the way how can I take them seriously? Makes them look like a huge douchebag.

Janszoon 01-26-2013 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1279479)
Wow they're really going to extreme lengths regarding the sagging pants thing - criminal charges? Woah.
They aren't really. The old fogies at the Black Mental Health Alliance of Massachusetts are just quoting an old, vague law in an attempt to get the young whippersnappers to pull up their pants.

Burning Down 01-26-2013 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1279524)
They aren't really. The old fogies at the Black Mental Health Alliance of Massachusetts are just quoting an old, vague law in an attempt to get the young whippersnappers to pull up their pants.
http://paulstallard.files.wordpress....ith-cane11.jpg

Janszoon 01-26-2013 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1279527)
Exactly. Though, in this case, the old man with the cane would be black.

Bloozcrooz 01-28-2013 12:39 AM
http://www.funnywallphotos.com/wp-co...eber-alive.jpg

bob. 01-28-2013 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1278453)
Is it wrong that whenever I hear a story about necrophilia that the first thing that occurs to me is, "Was the perpetrator a woman?" and the second thing is "Was she hot?"
i am actually the exact same way....but ironically most cases of necrophilia actually are women


ok seriously what the fuck?

Arizona Republicans Propose Bill That Would Not Allow Atheists To Graduate High School

Burning Down 01-28-2013 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1280254)
i am actually the exact same way....but ironically most cases of necrophilia actually are women


ok seriously what the fuck?

Arizona Republicans Propose Bill That Would Not Allow Atheists To Graduate High School
The idea of public school is that God and religion are left out of it. But of course the people in the Arizona government are all crazy.

They also need to learn about the separation of Church and State... most Republicans should learn about that, actually.

The Batlord 01-29-2013 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1280254)
i am actually the exact same way....but ironically most cases of necrophilia actually are women


ok seriously what the fuck?

Arizona Republicans Propose Bill That Would Not Allow Atheists To Graduate High School
I'd take the the oath, but replace "Constitution of the United States" with "Chancellor of the Third Reich" or possibly "Chairman of the Politburo".

Bloozcrooz 02-06-2013 02:10 PM
Brandon Mississippi Kicks Some Westboro Baptist Church Protester Butt

wiggums 02-06-2013 02:12 PM
North Korea’s Latest Video Destroys New York City, Angers ‘Call of Duty’ Makers

Bloozcrooz 02-06-2013 02:13 PM
I actually thought that there was a whole thread on the Westboro Baptist Church but couldn't find it. Oh well

The Batlord 02-07-2013 08:52 AM
Racism is a terrible thing that undermines the moral fabric of our society. Except for right now.

$65K In Chicken Wings Stolen

The perpetrators.

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/i...8a/a3/mugs.jpg

debaserr 02-10-2013 08:41 AM
This guy is my hero:

U.S. programmer outsources own job to China, surfs cat videos - CNN.com

Scarlett O'Hara 02-10-2013 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz (Post 1283254)
I actually thought that there was a whole thread on the Westboro Baptist Church but couldn't find it. Oh well
I'll make one as I interested in people's response to them.

The Batlord 02-11-2013 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by eric generic (Post 1284509)
Seconded. I've been trying to figure out a way to make money while doing absolutely nothing for years. It's not this guy's fault that he's smarter than all the hard working mouthbreathers out there. He was even providing work for people who were presumably less fortunate. He just happened to be doing it under-the-table. Man's a saint.

Plankton 02-11-2013 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1284976)
Seconded. I've been trying to figure out a way to make money while doing absolutely nothing for years. It's not this guy's fault that he's smarter than all the hard working mouthbreathers out there. He was even providing work for people who were presumably less fortunate. He just happened to be doing it under-the-table. Man's a saint.
...without a job, and no future in his chosen career at this point.

I better get back to work.

debaserr 02-11-2013 11:41 AM
I think that dude will be just fine...

Plankton 02-11-2013 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eric generic (Post 1285029)
I think that dude will be just fine...
How so?

I sure as **** wouldn't hire him.

The Batlord 02-12-2013 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1285023)
...without a job, and no future in his chosen career at this point.

I better get back to work.
He's a martyr. You don't get much more saintly than that.


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