The Sick MJ Joke Thread

Ricochet~kun · 07-01-2009, 10:59 AM

i could take a picture of MJ and make him black again in paintshop pro.

does that count as a sick joke?

Son of JayJamJah · 07-01-2009, 01:01 PM

I don't think it even counts as a joke.

TheBig3 · 07-01-2009, 01:31 PM

Q: When is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah

I don't think it even counts as a joke.

Also, I agree with this statement.

asshat · 07-01-2009, 03:20 PM

What do Michael and Santa Claus have in common?

A: they both go to little boy's houses and leave with their sacks empty...or something.

ElephantSack · 07-01-2009, 09:49 PM

This one is pretty wrong.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until puberty to come onto your face.

Son of JayJamJah · 07-01-2009, 11:02 PM

timeless, I love jokes that transcend generations.

jackhammer · 07-03-2009, 12:50 PM

Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off.

Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.

JKSmith · 07-04-2009, 09:33 AM

I heard he wanted to be cremated. Too bad you can't burn that much plastic.

Traffic Light · 07-04-2009, 05:51 PM

Aww, all the sick ones i've heard are in here already!

Michael Jacksons death is now being investigated as suspicious, the sunshine and the moonlight have been cleared of charges, but the boogie will remain in custody for further questioning.

boo boo · 07-04-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Traffic Light

Aww, all the sick ones i've heard are in here already!

Michael Jacksons death is now being investigated as suspicious, the sunshine and the moonlight have been cleared of charges, but the boogie will remain in custody for further questioning.

Now see, it doesn't ALWAYS have to be a pedo joke fellas.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

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07-04-2009, 09:33 AM	#38 (permalink)
JKSmith rocknroll forever Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: My little corner of the universe. Posts: 74	I heard he wanted to be cremated. Too bad you can't burn that much plastic. __________________ "HATE, although an overrated concept, is just one of the basic building blocks of society, and although it does not cause PROGRESS, it does cause society to change, be it for the better or for the worse. LOVE, on the other hand, does cause PROGRESS. Or, at least some type of MORAL MOTIVATION does. Without one of these, there would be no WARS, no REVOLUTIONS, no RISE or FALL of societies, groups or belief systems." --JK Smith

07-04-2009, 05:51 PM	#39 (permalink)
Traffic Light Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 17	Aww, all the sick ones i've heard are in here already! Michael Jacksons death is now being investigated as suspicious, the sunshine and the moonlight have been cleared of charges, but the boogie will remain in custody for further questioning.