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Old 06-19-2017, 02:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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communism is not socialism you dumb hillbilly americans
I'm Danish, not American, and I agree. But I like to pretend I'm a communist just to piss off libertarians and diehard capitalists.
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I'm Danish, not American, and I agree. But I like to pretend I'm a communist just to piss off libertarians and diehard capitalists.
I do commend you for pissing off those groups, keep going.
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Old 06-19-2017, 08:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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communism is not socialism you dumb hillbilly americans
Communism is socialism that has allowed to develop into a classless society, while socialism is an intermediate stage between capitalism and communism. Karl Marx used the terms socialism and communism interchangeably. It makes no sense to talk of "more socialism" or a "mix between capitalism and socialism", you either go the whole way or you don't. For example, Norway has a somewhat functioning public safety net and free welfare services (welfare state), along with some state ownership and control over key industries (state capitalism), but that doesn't make Norway any less capitalist than the US.
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Old 06-18-2017, 06:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice try commie

I'm told you guys get your milk in bags
Not even gonna try to come up with an actual comeback for this one. You guys are blinded by how ****ty russia was.
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Old 06-18-2017, 06:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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****ing Elph you selfish bigot.
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Old 06-18-2017, 06:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How can a bag be better than a plastic jug that you can drink from like a savage? Milk sucks but I'm just saying.
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How can a bag be better than a plastic jug that you can drink from like a savage? Milk sucks but I'm just saying.
No, milk doesn't suck, you suck milk.
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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No, milk doesn't suck, you suck milk.
Nah milk is nasty and there's no reason to get used to the taste cause it doesn't get you drunk.
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Nah milk is nasty and there's no reason to get used to the taste cause it doesn't get you drunk.
Being drunk sucks
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