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Old 10-09-2018, 10:14 PM   #361 (permalink)
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My adult son said to his friends, "I've never a woman who squirts."

I popped my head in. "Yes, you have."
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:03 AM   #362 (permalink)
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My adult son said to his friends, "I've never a woman who squirts."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:09 AM   #363 (permalink)
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I assume "met" is meant to be in there. Even then, ?
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:13 AM   #364 (permalink)
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I'm assuming it's "in".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:16 AM   #365 (permalink)
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"I've never in a woman who squirts?"
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:20 AM   #366 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:25 AM   #367 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:32 AM   #368 (permalink)
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Nah, I think the joke is that his mother squirts.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:39 AM   #369 (permalink)
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Heh. Squirt.
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