The Sexual Experience Thread (member, title, show, quote)

[LoathsomePete]

Here's a question to everyone, how many one night stands have you had? Out of the 4 women I've been with, only one of them I was dating, and that's being generous cause we only dated for like 11 days.

[NSW]

So you've had 3 one night stands???? Ballah!!!

[gunnels]

at that point its just called "the walk"

[LoathsomePete]

Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

So you've had 3 one night stands???? Ballah!!!

Well 3 one night stands and 1 One week stand.

[boo boo]

I would be happy just to have a one night stand, at least it would be something. Use me. Please.

But seriously, everytime it seems like I'm gonna get involved with a girl, it just ends up being a practical joke. Like the time this girl gave me her phone number, but then once I called her she told me she didn't remember me.

I mean WTF, I'm not even that ugly, I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch material but c'mon.



Nobody wants a piece of that?

[gunnels]

All you need is confidence and clean hair.
also wtf is that in the background?

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by boo boo

I would be happy just to have a one night stand, at least it would be something. Use me. Please.

But seriously, everytime it seems like I'm gonna get involved with a girl, it just ends up being a practical joke. Like the time this girl gave me her phone number, but then once I called her she told me she didn't remember me.

I mean WTF, I'm not even that ugly, I'm not Abercrombie and Fitch material but c'mon.



Nobody wants a piece of that?

You're not ugly at all, I'd probably recommend if you were wanting to meet a girl to wear clean tidy clothes and maybe have your hair tied back so she can see your face clearly.

Just from personal experience, if I see a guy walking up to me with ripped dirty looking clothes and shaggy uncared for hair it can be a real turn off. Not saying that's what you look like but just in general.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by gunnels

All you need is confidence and clean hair.
also wtf is that in the background?

My hair is not shoulder length, it's easier to care for.

In the background is a coat, and the thing that looks like a giant elephant dong is actually a christmas tree that had just been wrapped up after Christmas.

Originally Posted by Vanilla

You're not ugly at all, I'd probably recommend if you were wanting to meet a girl to wear clean tidy clothes and maybe have your hair tied back so she can see your face clearly.

Just from personal experience, if I see a guy walking up to me with ripped dirty looking clothes and shaggy uncared for hair it can be a real turn off. Not saying that's what you look like but just in general.

I might trim my beard down to the kind of level I had when I took that picture, I have a full beard now, and it kinda looks weird because it's about 2 inches thick but there's bald spots. I don't think it's so much that injuns can't grow beards, just not very good ones.

[Bane of your existence]

Just remember that you're cooler than all females.

And everyone else.

[SATCHMO]

Originally Posted by boo boo

In the background is a coat, and the thing that looks like a giant elephant dong is actually a christmas tree that had just been wrapped up after Christmas.

If any of the ladies ask, that's your dong.