Awkward social situations

Connair · 11-27-2010, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by zachsd

Was at a 7-11 a while back in a weird part of town at around 1:00 AM when a van full of midgets/little people arrived, two of whom had noticeable physical deformities (other than being unusually short of course). They then preceded to buy a bunch of porn while talking about oral sex in an intentionally overt manner. I was the only other person in the store and was forced to wait behind them while they made their purchases.

Ah man. You gotta watch out for that! Man thats awesome.

DoctorSoft · 11-27-2010, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by zachsd

Was at a 7-11 a while back in a weird part of town at around 1:00 AM when a van full of midgets/little people arrived, two of whom had noticeable physical deformities (other than being unusually short of course). They then preceded to buy a bunch of porn while talking about oral sex in an intentionally overt manner. I was the only other person in the store and was forced to wait behind them while they made their purchases.

Sounds like a scene from a Harmony Korine movie. But awesome story anyways, haha.

LoathsomePete · 11-27-2010, 10:27 AM

I had one a couple of days ago, I had just come home from school for the day and saw that the dishwasher lid was down and a few dishes were missing (it had been used the other night) but none of the other dishes had been put away. I launched into a scathing vitriol about the laziness of the person who opened the dishwasher, heard it go click but didn't bother to finish the job only to hear my mother say "excuse me?" She was in the dining room adjacent to the kitchen and heard every word I said. She had gotten a few dishes out for lunch and was going to go back and get the rest and I got to feel like a jackass for the rest of the day.

Insane Guest · 11-27-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I had one a couple of days ago, I had just come home from school for the day and saw that the dishwasher lid was down and a few dishes were missing (it had been used the other night) but none of the other dishes had been put away. I launched into a scathing vitriol about the laziness of the person who opened the dishwasher, heard it go click but didn't bother to finish the job only to hear my mother say "excuse me?" She was in the dining room adjacent to the kitchen and heard every word I said. She had gotten a few dishes out for lunch and was going to go back and get the rest and I got to feel like a jackass for the rest of the day.

Ah dude, you suck!

I hate it when you have dinner with your friends familiy or people you don't know. First, if the food tastes like ****, you can't tell them so, and for some reason it's always silent. You try to make conversation, but they answer with simple replies. It suckzz.

MoonlitSunshine · 11-27-2010, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by xEMGx

Ah dude, you suck!

I hate it when you have dinner with your friends familiy or people you don't know. First, if the food tastes like ****, you can't tell them so, and for some reason it's always silent. You try to make conversation, but they answer with simple replies. It suckzz.

You know, I don't think I've ever found that, unless I start talking about maths :P

GuitarBizarre · 11-27-2010, 06:04 PM

my worst one ever:

Out for a mates b-day, we leave the club, I'm justifiably sloshed, having consumed 13 pints of cider and a couple shots.

Girl comes up to me and starts fishing for compliments, she says something about thinking she's fat.

What I intend to say: "Eh, chill out, you're obviously not, don't worry about it"

What I actually said: "Eh, being fat is the least of your problems"

Woops. Cue 20 seconds of silence before my brain catches up with my mouth, and I say "I'm very sorry, I think I've just said the exact opposite of what I meant to say"

The Fascinating Turnip · 11-27-2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

my worst one ever:

Out for a mates b-day, we leave the club, I'm justifiably sloshed, having consumed 13 pints of cider and a couple shots.

Girl comes up to me and starts fishing for compliments, she says something about thinking she's fat.

What I intend to say: "Eh, chill out, you're obviously not, don't worry about it"

What I actually said: "Eh, being fat is the least of your problems"

Woops. Cue 20 seconds of silence before my brain catches up with my mouth, and I say "I'm very sorry, I think I've just said the exact opposite of what I meant to say"

Classic.

FETCHER. · 12-01-2010, 09:03 AM

accidentally touching a random mans bulge is way up there

s_k · 12-01-2010, 07:07 PM

I myself wouldn't think much of it. Why is that so awkward?

With me that would probably go like
'oops, sorry
'that's allright'
And business will be continued as usual.

FETCHER. · 12-02-2010, 10:16 AM

the awkward look when you both try to ignore the fact you just fully grabbed his penis... no?

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s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	I myself wouldn't think much of it. Why is that so awkward? With me that would probably go like 'oops, sorry 'that's allright' And business will be continued as usual. __________________ Click here to see my collection