Chicks can be pretty clingy, for sure.

dude, i can't, thats too mean :(

Be mean.

omg i can't do it. he says really sweet ****. i can't be like "bye, bitch." and just hang up. i can't. i'd feel bad. no. no no no.

Don't be such a faggot.

Don't say bye. Just fart in the phone and hang-up. You can do it dude, I know.

:laughing: ily, queerty

Well take those stupid emotions and ignore them like a real man.

He's a muslim. He's not a person.

lol i can't. its easier for me to just forgive him and get back together. :-)

at least batlord gets it.

TFW you're outnumbered by chicks who all have their periods synced up

https://67.media.tumblr.com/1f1dcea1...jlglo1_500.gif

Leave a giant bottle of Midol on the kitchen counter and leave for the day.

So you can't make up an excuse to get off the phone or simple say goodbye cause it feels bad, but you don't mind using him to hear good things about urself until you get bored?

You're a winner.

Free lubricant. Take advantage of that, man.

This deserves to be sigged.

tfw your editor emails you at 1030pm to tell you a change that needs to be made to an article that you already made two days ago and resubmitted.

Oi.

At least my "Worst Pumpkin Spice Food Ideas" topic got approved. Going to enjoy writing this one and pissing off all the white girls.

Pumpkin spice is just and awful flavor.

At first I hated it for like the hipster reasoning of like "oh only basic girls like it" blah blah blah.

But no, I just don't like the taste of the flavor. I also don't like pumpkin pie either. I prefer sweet potato pie because it is far superior in taste.

^have you ever had sweet potato fries? They're really good.

That's the only thing I dislike related to sweet potato is sweet potato fries. I constantly try them but I'm always reminded why I don't like them.

Pumpkin pie is good, but it is definitely a less flavorful version of sweet potato pie.

I ****ing love pumpkin pie but I agree with the pumpkin spice thing. Who likes the flavor of pumpkin spice enough to drink with their coffee, eat it with their breakfast, and whatever other ridiculous ideas they end up having this fall.

Oh and also I've never had sweet potato pie, is it really that good?

Looks like it's bitch about pumpkin spice season.

Head to your local Wal-Mart and get Patti Labelle's Sweet Potato Pie. Thank me later!

Most pumpkin pies are sweet potato pies in disguise, btw.

Next time I'm there I'll look for one.

You say that like it's a new thing.

It's a much sweeter and more flavorful version of pumpkin pie basically. After you have it pumpkin pie will start tasting bland by comparison.

^^^^^

...you hear a song you haven't heard in forever and used to love but forgot about

:bonkhead::bonkhead::bonkhead:

A good pumpkin pie > A good sweet potato pie.

You're a damn fool if you think otherwise. Unless of course you're from the deep south, in which case you're forgiven.

Yeah, your tastebuds are a bunch of dumbasses.

This is correct.

You realize just how ****ing terrible of a parent your mother is so you change her name to Life Insurance Money on your contacts.

Lol I love you.

God, Yankees are tasteless retards.

TFW you get home from work around 11:30 am, fall asleep shortly after, wake up around 7 pm, and then decide to while away the wee hours of the morning with booze since you know you're never getting back to sleep.

I'm an adult.

TFW you drink alone at the beach with your back towards society listening to your own music and still just not giving a flying fvcking shjt while the voices in your head make you sick and want to vomit.

Everyone is insane. The ones who get labeled as such are just the ones who don't realize that yet or do and aren't equipped to handle that fact for what it is. I inflict you with my disease for you are the ones who gave it to me. Amen. Upon everyone I wish a hurried death.

I can see that picture vividly. Mad respect for you man, we share similar nihilistic outlooks.

Don't respect me. At this point idk if demons are surfacing from the underworld and shooting me up in the foot, leg, knee cap, and belly or not. A friend told me they saw a 40yo version of me recently. If I don't find some very compassionate rishbish to take care of me soon, idt I'll live that long. Alternatively, the bottle of wine I drank is making me melodramatic.