Karice

My Axl Rose Fan Fiction is just a fun take on 1987 Axl Rose somehow inexplicably landing in 2022 and how I feel he would act and the experiences he would have. A lot of the story is based on how Axl Rose has acted in real life, ie, his deep loyalty to his Friends and his love of Guns N'Roses music.

Karice

"Please don't tell anyone that I'm really Axl Rose" Axl pleaded. Cake Cream Members looked at each other guiltily.

Axl caught this and asked,"Who else saw my Tattoo and ID? Axl asked, mildly panicked.

Jimmy guiltily replied,"Cake Fans saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo."

"Holy shait!" Axl exclaimed, scared. Then he calmed down and asked,"Did anyone take pictures of my Tattoo?"

Cake Cream Members shook their heads. "Billy said,"We didn't see any of them take pictures" .

Axl breathed a sigh of relief. "If no one took any pictures, I really have nothing to worry about, Axl said. Cake Cream smiled.

Axl fully relaxed, confident that his secret was safe. But then, a little while later, Andy said,"Uh oh," to the rest of Cake Cream. Cake Cream . He showed his Bandmates the viral video on YouTube a Cake Cream Fan had taken of Axl's Tattoo while he slept. Axl was eating a ham and cheese sandwich in the kitchen, oblivious to the Viral Video(He wasn't even watching YouTube. )

Cake Cream knew eventually that Axl would see the Axl Rose Tattoo viral video, but they wanted to keep him from finding out about this viral video for as long as possible. They partly blamed themselves for exposing his Tattoo in the first place in a party full of Cake Fans while he slept. They all felt guilt for that. They all knew deep down they could have just checked his Tattoo while he slept after the Fans had left. And asked him if he was really Axl Rose in private.

Axl finished eating his ham and cheese sandwich and went to the living room where Cake Cream was watching a video on YouTube.

"What are you guys watching?" Axl asked curiously. Cake Cream Members all jumped.

"Axl!" Andy said in uncomfortable shock! We thought you were in the kitchen eating your ham and cheese sandwich.

"I'm finished," Axl said.

Cake Cream giggled uncomfortably. Axl felt something was going on. "Guys, what's going on?" Axl asked them.

Billy very suspiciously turned off YouTube and asked Axl if he wanted to go to sleep.

Axl wryly said,"The last time I fell asleep in this house, you guys exposed my Tattoo to a bunch of random Fans." Axl quipped passive aggressively.

Axl, we just wanted to see why you always wear long sleeved shirts even in the hot April. We didn't know a Fan would take a video of your Tattoo and upload it to YouTube, Billy said impulsively.

Axl caught on to the "Fan took video of your Tattoo and uploaded it to YouTube," as the other Cake Cream Members lightly hit Billy in the arm for saying that to Axl.

"A Fan took a video of my Tattoo?" Axl resppnded, mildly panicked.

"Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that Axl's Tattoo video went viral on YouTube.

Axl asked,"What does viral on YouTube mean?" In 1987, Viral means a contagious virus that spreads around quickly. But I don't know what it means in 2022. "

Mike responded,"Viral on YouTube means that it's been viewed MANY times.

"NO!" Axl exclaimed, panic rumbling through his stomach. A bunch of People would now know his secret!


"We're sorry, Axl, " Cake Cream Members told him.

You guys are sorry? Axl responded with biting disdain. "I could be kidnapped or get murdered as a result of a bunch of People now knowing that I ended up in 2022 as a result of this." Axl sneered angrily. "But thank you guys for saying you're sorry," Axl bitterly quipped.

Jimmy said,"You could have just told us upfront that you were Axl. We wouldn't have had to expose you in front of a bunch of Fans if you'd just told us the truth from the get go. We would have kept your secret. We wouldn't have told anyone else you were Axl." Jimmy felt guilty about what they'd done to Axl, but tried deflecting the blame to Axl. Cake Cream all backed up what Jimmy said.

"Axl responded angrily,"Fine, find yourselves a new Manager!" And left angrily. He went back to his Hotel Room, feeling both mad and guilty at the same time.

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Axl felt guilty over storming away from Cake Cream like that. His stomach turned uncontrollably. "They made a mistake. They didn't mean to hurt you," his conscience tortured him.

He ate and went to bed, tossing and turning in his sleep. He woke up feeling like shait over storming off like that. He got ready for the day. He found himself wondering and worrying about what Cake Cream was doing now. He reluctantly called Billy.

Billy coldly told him,"I really don't want to speak to you."

Please? Axl begged him. "I'm really sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

Billy softened. "You promise you're sorry?" He asked him tentatively.

Axl said,"Yes, I promise I really am sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

Billy said," Okay, apology accepted. I'll talk to the other Cake Cream Members."

Axl smiled and said,"Thank you!" He felt relieved. Billy welcomed him.

Later, Billy called him and told him they wanted him to come over and they could talk this over face to face.

Axl got ready and went to Jimmy's house where all of them were waiting for him. Axl told them he was sorry about what he did yesterday. Axl put his finger in his ear nervously and then took out his finger and looked at it.

"Uh, Axl, why did you stick your finger in your ear and then take it out and look at it?" Jimmy asked.

Axl responded,"I'm feeling nervous."

Jimmy and Cake Cream looked at each other nervously themselves.

Finally, Jimmy spoke. "Uh, Axl, you are from 1987 and you didn't start putting your finger in your ear and then taking it out and looking at it out of nervousness until 1989. The other Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

Axl was like,"Oh well. Do you guys forgive me?" Cake Cream said they forgave him.

They watched TV, and St. Louis was mentioned in a show they were watching.

"Fuc St. Louis!" St. Louis fucing SUCKS!" Axl said angrily.

Cake Cream looked at each other nervously again. Axl hadn't had any problems with St. Louis until 1991 when the Riverport Concert Riot happened.

Billy said,"Uh, Axl, you were mad at St. Louis in 1991 because of the Riverport Concert Riot. You are from 1987. Technically, you shouldn't be mad at St. Louis." Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

Cake Cream Members were wondering why 1987 Axl was acting like his near future selves.

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Cake Cream wondered if they should hide Axl. They were huge fans of his and didn't want him to end up behind bars. A few hours later, Police knocked on Billy's door. Jimmy, Andy, James, Billy, and Mike hid Axl in Billy's secret compartment closet door.

Billy nervously opened the door and the Police informed him they were looking for Axl Rose. Billy claimed they last saw Axl Rose at the latest Guns N'Roses Show days ago and didn't know where he was. The rest of Cake Cream backed up Billy.

"Mind if we look around for Axl?"

Billy emotionally said,"We already told you! We don't know where Axl is!" He begun to sweat uncomfortably. The other Cake Cream Members backed up Billy again.

"We're coming in anyways," the Police said. They came in and started searching for Axl.

"Billy said, " We already told you, Axl isn't here! Please leave!"

Jimmy said,"This is an unlawful search. Axl's not in this house. Leave us alone. " Other Cake Cream Members also protested this.

The Police continued searching for Axl.


Axl's heart was palpitating. He thanked his lucky stars Cake Cream liked him so much, they were hiding him from Police. Billy told him this was a secret compartment closet, but he knew there was a chance he could still be found if the Police opened this door. Axl was able to crawl into an upper vent.

The Police searched the house and didn't find Axl. But then they went to the secret compartment closet where Axl had been hiding.

Billy emotionally cried,"Axl's not in there! Please leave!" The Police ignored Billy and opened the door. Axl wasn't there.

Billy was shocked but calmly said,"See? Axl's not here." He and the other Cake Cream Members looked at each other in confusion and shock. Where the hell was Axl?" All of Cake Cream wondered telepathically to each other. The Police said,"It's obvious Axl isn't in this house. We're leaving."

The Police left. Axl breathed a sigh of relief, safe in his hiding place.

Axl crawled back down out of the vent and went back to the closet and walked out.

Cake Cream Members wondered where he had disappeared too. Axl answered with a smile,"I hid in the upper vent. Billy, your secret compartment closet is not all that hidden," Axl said wryly. Billy blushed guilty. But thank you for trying."

Billy then thought and said,"Wait! My house has a hidden crawl space! You can hide there if Police come back! Cake Cream Members were like,"Yeah, you do have a hidden crawl space!" Axl asked to see it. They showed it to him. Axl hid in it as practice and he was completely hidden from anyone looking. Axl was glad he was skinny and wryly thought that no way would chubbier older Axl be able to hide in this crawl space. Axl left the crawl space.

Cake Cream Members heard another knock. This time, it was the FBI looking for Axl. And they had a Search Warrant. They had to let the FBI come in. Cake Cream Members told Axl to hide in the hidden crawl space and he did. The FBI were let in and they looked for Axl. They came close to the hidden crawl space and Axl's heart caught in his throat. Please God, let me be completely hidden," he silently prayed. The FBI searched the area around the hidden crawl space but didn't see Axl. They left and Axl breathed another sigh of relief. Axl left the crawl space.

Cake Cream Members told Axl they were sorry for exposing his Tattoo in a house full of Cake Cream Fans and indirectly causing Axl to become a Fugitive. Axl said,"You didn't mean to harm me," he said understanding. I thank you for hiding me from the Police and the FBI."

Cake Cream welcomed him.

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Do you guys want to record a new song now?" Axl asked Cake Cream.

Cake Cream looked around at each other incredulously. And at Axl. Axl was asking if they wanted to record a song with all that was happening with him?

Andy asked,"Are you sure we should be recording a song now? I mean, shouldn't we be more focused on keeping you hidden from the Authorities? You're in trouble with the law. " Cake Cream were like," We were also thinking that."

"The Authorities left," Axl said and I'm still your Manager," Axl reasoned, smiling. Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll life." Guns N'Roses have performed under stress like the time we did a show when all of us were high and drunk out of our minds. We were fuced up out of our minds as we had just snorted lines of Cocaine and chased it down with shots of Whiskey just minutes before the show. We still ended up doing the show decently.

Cake Cream asked if he was suggesting they get high and drunk and then perform.

Axl said,"No, we did that in the late 80's when you could do drugs and drink openly in the street and not be arrested. If you did that in 2022, you'd most likely be arrested. Axl reasoned.

Cake Cream talked amongst themselves and decided that Axl was right. They recorded a new song and it sounded great. It was reminiscent of Out Ta Get Me and Axl wondered how they would send it to Claven Records. Axl was a Fugitive and Cake Cream were most likely Suspects for abetting him.

"Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll," Axl reminded himself out loud. Cake Cream heard him and looked at him curiously. Axl blushed.

Axl thought and thought. Finally he came up with a solution. He told Billy to give the new song to Claven Records the next morning wearing a disguise. Billy trusted Axl and was like,"Good idea, Axl!"

The next day, Billy put on a hat, a wig, and sunglasses and went to Claven Records and claimed he found this unnamed tape outside. Claven Records execs took it from him and thanked him. Billy welcomed them and left.

He went back home and Axl and Cake Cream asked how it went and Billy said,"It went smoothly."

They all smiled. They ordered no contact pizza and ate it when it came.

They turned on the radio and the new song was already playing on the radio! They cheered happily. They went on Social Media and Cake Cream Fans were praising the new song and thought,"This definitely sounds like Cake Cream! I love the new song!"

Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream were definitely becoming huge stars, which was Axl's goal for them .

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If this doesn't end in an orgy I'm gonna be pissed.

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Karice

The closest it comes to an orgy is Axl giving Cake Cream condoms, spermicides, and lubricants as a way to protect them when Female Fans throw themselves at them. Andy is interested in Male Fans, not Female Fans however and Axl points out Andy still needs to protect himself from STD's.

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Guys, please don't have sex with Underaged Fans. No matter how hot they are or how willing they are to have sex with you, just don't do it. Jail time and a sex offender record just isn't worth it. Axl told them.

Cake Cream decided to heed Axl's advice. They watched the News and Brian Washington after finding out that Cake Cream signed a 20 Million plus Royalties deal claimed he was suing Cake Cream for not stopping Axl from breaking his Camera and punching him in the face.

"Seriously?" Axl said exasperated. "Thank God I had him sign the Contract stating he is never allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000" Axl said, grateful for his foresight.

Brian had bragged on Social Media about getting paid $200,000 by Axl. The News Anchor asked him if he signed any paperwork to get that $200,000. Brian admitted he signed a Contract that claimed he was never to ask Cake Cream for money. The News Anchor told him he didn't have a Case since he signed a Contract. Brian looked defeated.

Cake Cream thanked Axl for protecting them from ever getting sued by Brian . He welcomed them.

"Some People will do anything for money," Axl said looking disappointed and disgusted.

Andy gave Cake Cream a guilty look, remembering the fact that he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000($1,000 cut for each Cake Cream Member). Andy felt remorseful about trying to sell out Axl. Cake Cream acknowledged his guilty and remorseful conscience.

Andy spoke to Billy in private.

Andy said,"Billy, I feel guilty and remorseful about suggesting we sell out Axl for $5,000. Please don't tell Axl what I suggested we do."

Billy responded,"You really shocked us when you suggested we sell out Axl for $5,000. But you quickly learned your lesson. We're not going to tell Axl about what you planned to do. It was an impulsive moment of weakness that you feel awful about. On top of that, he not only protected himself from being sued by Brian ever again, he protected us from ever being sued by Brian. Brian would have sued us if Axl didn't create that Contract that protected us from being sued by Brian. Axl's a true Friend."

Andy smiled. They went back to the living room. Axl gave all of Cake Cream another valuable piece of advice.

"Make sure you get deals in writing. Writing is more valuable than verbal agreements. Had I had accepted just a verbal promise from Brian that he wouldn't ever ask you guys for money, you guys would have been sued by him. Also understand what you are signing.

Cake Cream heeded Axl's advice again.