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I suppose so. These days who knows. Kids want to be airplanes and ****.

The Batlord

Pretty sure kids have always wanted to be airplanes, but I question their desire to be excrement.

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The Batlord

Welcome to The Batlord. I listen to Ke$ha, ICP, and Manowar, so get used to it cause I don't get any more refined.

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Would you be shocked to hear I actually like a few ICP songs? My brother played them a lot. Still like the Boogie Woogie song. They have some pretty hilarious ones otherwise too. **** your couch.

The Batlord

My couch? Did I mention a couch previously? I'm drunk as usual, so I'm not willing to check.

But hell yes on "Boogie Woogie Wu" (I own that album and moderately treasure it). I would also like to make it clear that I am not a god damn juggalo. Though I have had dealings with them in the past, they are a blight, and I do not wish to be associated with them. That being said, I am slightly obsessed with ICP, and Twizted to a lesser extent, though any other Psychopathic artists I deem to be largely garbage past the occasional song.

And are you at all familiar with Manowar, or do I need to introduce them to you? If you can get past how dumb ICP are, then you might appreciate some Manowar.

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I live in New York and near me is this place called Jamestown that was one Juggalo city. It was scary how many they were. All of them horrible people. Some were here in the city I live in as well. Not so much anymore. Crazy, all of them bat **** insane I swear. And we all have our musicians we're really fond of it doesn't make you this or that.

I've never heard of Manowar if I'm being honest.

The Batlord

It's amazing just how awful juggalos are. I imagine their talk of "family" is just to hide their idiotic narcissism. And...


Manowar at their best.




Manowar at their worst.



And those are their good songs (both of which I love to death). But their bad songs are like torture.

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Really loved how he came straight at me with the scream on the first one. It was a 10/10 song. The second while super cheese fest was also really enjoyable. Thanks for sharing.

The Batlord

That right there made me love you +5. So many on this site are elitist plebes who can't get over their expectations of what a "good" band should sound like to appreciate the anti-brilliance of Manowar. Once you review that Bathory album I'll be rec'ing you some Manowar. They're like ICP in that they're an embarrassment to the fans of their respective genres, but Manowar actually had a period where they were a genuinely creative band who had a sound that was original and not just a self-parody (though at no point in their career were they not cheesier than Gouda).

Think of them like a lowest-common denominator version of Judas Priest. And just like ICP many of their fans are morons who don't get how goofy they are (and it's questionable just how much the band itself understands this), but they also have a fanbase who understands this, but love them because of how hilariously ****ty they are (they're quite possibly my favorite band of all time).

In the meantime enjoy one of my favorite metal songs of all-time...





And also one of the greatest band photos ever. Only the 80s...

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