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Old 12-08-2018, 01:21 PM   #8791 (permalink)
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1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

I doubt it.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

Add wings

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

No.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

I’m ready.


5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

An electron.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

It was snowing inside.
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Old 12-08-2018, 01:33 PM   #8792 (permalink)
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1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

I went to an outdoor music festival in Korea. It wasn’t k-pop it was hard rock Korean bands. It’s not that it was bad music but it was boring to me. I tried to entertain myself by walking around. Actually I did the same thing at a Ben Harper concert in Oregon. And at Bonnaroo I saw Buffalo Springfield and the sound went out and they never got it fixed.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

I like them. I wish they were a little more live and let live but **** changes. They’re cool. They’re nice to me at work.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

When I was a teacher. It’s been awhile.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

New job.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

Someone else said it but 4’33. Give them some peace.

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

Yes.
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Old 12-08-2018, 01:51 PM   #8793 (permalink)
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1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

Kool Keith was really disappointing. He had a teleprompter feeding him lyrics and he was offbeat and monotone the whole time. Seemed like he didn't want to be there. Automater was alright as a hype man but was drunk on saki and a little sloppy, thank god for Qbert being there to save the show.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

A generation of activists destigmatizing mental health and changing the conversation on identity politics. The children get big thumbs up in my book.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

I don't know to be honest. I try to offer emotional support to people but I can't say I've gone out of my way to be helpful to anyone outside my daily work/home routines.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

Even though I complained about it above I went to a lot of cool shows and stuff this year. Dr. Octagon, Shabazz Palaces (twice), Lauryn Hill, SZA, De La Soul - went to three live podcast shows, got to see some exclusive screenings of a couple films, GHWB died. Lots of fun things.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)



I could hang w this.

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

I am home so no
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Old 12-08-2018, 02:04 PM   #8794 (permalink)
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1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

I sat through 75% of Lonnie Holley putting on the most annoyingly pretentious and fake woke vocal performance over cello and ambient keys. The cellist was fluid and cool but my god that was so ****ty.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

A mean taco filling.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

Consoled a suicidal friend this week thinking that if he came to me then he really has nowhere to go.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

In March, 4 of my friends and I sung happy birthday to someone on the phone. It was impromptu and our improvised harmonies were mind blowing. I wish I recorded it. Oh and meeting my gf I guess.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)



6. Are you wearing pants right now?

Unfortunately.
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Old 12-08-2018, 02:11 PM   #8795 (permalink)
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I sat through 75% of Lonnie Holley putting on the most annoyingly pretentious and fake woke vocal performance over cello and ambient keys. The cellist was fluid and cool but my god that was so ****ty.
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Old 12-08-2018, 02:14 PM   #8796 (permalink)
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My lawsuit against Big Ears for participating in defacing art is already in place.

EDIT: looked into him more. His visual art is tight but his music absolutely isn't.
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Old 12-08-2018, 06:06 PM   #8797 (permalink)
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1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

I guess I'd have to talk to the other parents and see how they felt. I'm not gonna keep their kid from them but it's essentially adoption and I'd rather adopt in the first place.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

Eat and breathe out of different holes. Choking is stupid.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

I'd masturbate more.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

Do it, ***got.

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

Vibrator.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A baby.
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1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

I saw Uncle Cracker once supporting Rehab and they were just kinda meh. Rehab were fun though. Haven't really been to all that many shows so I don't have any horror stories.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

At least they support legalizing marijuana/reefer/pot/dat good good/cannabis.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

I bought a pair of gloves for a homeless guy last week when it was freezing cold.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

lol highlights

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)



6. Are you wearing pants right now?[/QUOTE]

Yes.
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Old 12-08-2018, 11:35 PM   #8799 (permalink)
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1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?
I would get in contact with the birth parents of the other child [or whoever was taking care of it], let them know what was going on, and try to make a joint decision with them. Then maybe sue the hospital, just for the hell of it.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?
Maybe give us wings, gills, immortality or the ability to regenerate damaged cells.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?
Well, giant fighting sperm would probably be a turn-off for the opposite sex, rendering sex out of the question, if a rowdy spermatozoa was gonna tear up the woman's pussy.So yes, I would still jerk it.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?
I would tell him that I was rich and could get him anything that he wanted.

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?
Maybe a CCTV camera, so that I could see a ton of stuff, or a computer that was connected to the internet [for the same reason].

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Probably a giant dildo with a hand-crank on one end.

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1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)
Probably some shitty local bands that I didn't care enough to learn the name of.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?
They are people, like everyone else. Just gotta get to know them.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?
I try to help family as much as possible. The kids with their homework. Cutting my grandpa's hair and taking him to run errands.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?
Any and all time spent with my son.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)
I would probably look up the the ethnicity of the inmates there and play a song that would remind the majority of them of home.

6. Are you wearing pants right now?
Nope, just boxer briefs. Gotta be comfy while at home.
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1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

Yes. I would not deprive a parent of their child. Thankfully, I don't do marriage and kids, so I'll never have to worry about this.

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

The ability to fly would be ****ing awesome. Air traffic seems more spacious than ground traffic.

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

...What the **** kind of a question is that? Yes. Because Ghostbusters is STILL going to be a less expensive call to make than a lifetime of payments. lol.

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

I tell him the rug really tied the room together...

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

A lamp. So I could lighten people up some, so they'd be confused about loving me instead.

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A bunch of stuff in a very tiny living space just looks cluttery to me, no matter which way it's arranged.

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

Bear Calvary. The drummer was so drunk that he was not only off in timing, but also he literally fell asleep while playing.

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

If you can teach them the meaning of hard work, they can be extremely efficient. If you can't then we're going to have a problem. Even if you were to replace all hard labor everywhere with machinery, you would still have to have people doing hard work to run maintenance on that machinery, which requires time and hard work.

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

This morning.

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

Tour. It's both my best and worst highlight, for different reasons that I'd rather not go too much into detail about.

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

The only Christmas song I give a **** about...


6. Are you wearing pants right now?

Actually, no. All of my clothes are in the washer and I am EXTREMELY pressed for time with my schedule for work and doing stuff at home that needs to get done, so I'm doing my laundry and the dishes at the same damn time (at the same damn time).
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